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I'm thinking inappropriately 💀
Kidnapper: *on the phone* we have your kids
Comte: I don't have any kids
Kidnapper: Then who just asked us for a warm cup of milk?
Comte: Oh, you have Vincent
Kidnapper: and who is the one that asked for seven shots of espresso?
Comte: oh no...you have Arthur
Kidnapper: oh..so who's the guy the crashed through the wall with his car
Comte: That's Theo. Run.
break mine i’ll break yours
pairing: damian x reader (afab)
warnings: mutual mind breaking. breeding. impregnation kink? tummy bulge. pet names (pup/puppy). damian gets quite animalistic and i’m ok with it tbh :)
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Could I request Vlad, Comte and Leo with prompts k, p and y? Happy holidays, and thanks either way.
Of course! Happy holidays to you as well! 💞
Vlad:
K = Kink:
- This one is absolutely a sucker for some power play; can definitely see him being into dominating you, putting you where he wants you and just keeping you there (probably prefers using his hands/body rather than restraints though)
- He also likes it when you push back; wants the thrill of it, the sudden rush of adrenaline and the sound of your blood pounding as you push him down and give as good as you get
- Loves to get you riled up until your blood is rushing and then presses his tongue to your pulse point so he can feel it he moans every time
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
- Leans more to the rougher side of the spectrum
- He loses himself easily in you and the rough pace, not necessarily fast but definitely consuming and passionate
- Doesn’t want to hurt you, but when you beg for him to let go and just fuck you, he will absolutely listen and then good luck bc he is feral
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
- Basically wants to pin you down and have his way with you always
- All the time
- Don’t test him and his nearly non-existent impulse control
- You have to be reaaal careful taking any clothes off around this man, or even showing off your neck too much because 👀
- He’s gonna be across the room and on you pretty much instantly (of course once you discover this, he’s going to be in for a world of temptation)
Vlad and the Impalers’ Dickcanons
I’ve been asked. I will give.
I foolishly said I would “simp organically” for Team Rocket, and yet here I am, balls deep in this lore. But after some research, falling in love, and being consumed with lust until routes are released, I’ve come to some conclusions.
Again, all in good fun, loves. These are my personal headcanons. Enjoy~
More under the cut
I just read your nsfw alphabet for Jay White. I was wondering if you could do one for Damian Priest, please? I absolutely love your writing!!!! 😁🥰
ahh thank you so much !! ofc course i can do one for him ! { also sorry it took a bit longer than expected, uni has just started up again }
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• nsfw alphabet — damian priest •
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{ warnings } — smut, 18+ { minors do not interact }
{ word count } — 1.5k
{ genre } — smut
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{ taglist } — @boutmachines @thewrestlingbitch @omg-im-such-a-masochist
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mr. lopez
i. hearing the man you’ve been fantasizing about had similar feelings for you had to be a dream. a best kind of dream. you never wanted to wake up.
ii. single dad!colby (seth) x babysitter!reader
iii. smut, +18, flirting, age gap (reader 21, colby 36), dirty talk, pet names, dilf colby is a sight, dad!colby, kissing, light degradation, fingering, colby with kids, size kink, oral sex, riding, protected sex
note. i’m using his actual name, colby, in this just for the purpose of the plot!! i mean no disrespect to becks or their marriage by writing this (since this has to do with him irl), it’s purely fiction and not meant to be taken seriously in any way!!
note. i’m sorry this is so long lmao
So let me understand... does my man smell like cocoa butter? I'm dying ❤️🔥🥲❤️🔥
Ikemen Vampire THE STAGE
GAY
THEY ARE GAY
ALSO. HE IS WAY TOO HOT TO BE PLAYING THE DAMN GUY TO INVENTED CALCULUS
HOT
ALSO THESE TWO???
NO BRAINCELLS!!!!
NO BRAINCELLS ARE IN THIS IMAGE!!!! I LOVE THEM!!! DUMMIES!!!!
oh…my god
Damn! BITCHES, I AM DROOLING 🤤
Omg how cute 🥰💯❤️☝🏻😍
Best smile eveeeeerrrr
he is baby.
My heart 😭
I'm going to leave this pics for you guys...
Just in case you didn't see anything cute today🦋✨
✨ pureblood immortality angst uwu ✨
more memes
Watching Damian pop buttons is something else... 👀
What type of girls do ikevamp boys fell for?
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Okay so this post will be just my pov for each one of the boys
- Comte's mansion -
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Napoleon Bonaparte
- He wouldn't admit that but he is into funny girls. Like each time you throw a joke and how you try to make everyone laugh make him wonder how girls in 21st century changed a lot especially that women in his time wasn't allowed to laugh out loud or giggle because it was disrespectful.
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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
- He is into honest girls. That type of girls who are mature enough and she don't know how to hide secrets from him. He find them really attractive. Every time you open your mouth to say your opinion without being afraid of people judging you can make him fell over heels for you.
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Leonardo Da Vinci
- I can tell that he is really into womanly girls. Physically, emotionally and mentally. He is not into over cutie girls or girls who are faking there personalities to get a like from other people. A girl who have a curvy body, warm color pallette, and kind enough to make him forget what he has been through.
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Arthur Conan Doyle
- This is kinda hilarious but he is into reserved girls and mysterious girls. Both of them seems to hide a lot of secrets.They both can stimulate him for the game of hide and seek. if the girl is a hard worker this would be a plus A for him.
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Vincent Van Gogh
- Artsy girls with a childish features. He isn't into bruh girls or over cute girls he just want a girl who can give him many interesting ideas for his portraits. I can see that he can appreciate any type of girls.
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Theodorus Van Gogh
- Obedient girls with dependent personality. He is a very traditional man when it comes to being committed to a woman. So, he is really into those girls who need a man that will control and plan all their life till the very end.
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Dazai Osamu
- Supportive girls. The one's who don't really pressure him to talk about his past and tragic life. A girl who can understand him and listen to him and support him. He is really sad and depressed most of the time but he hide this well. Also he admires honesty as well.
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Isaac Newton
- Motherly girls are the best. They're supportive, kind, patient and loyal. He spent all his life searching for a warm body to cuddle with. And how happy he would be when he find that type of girl.
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Jean D'arc
- He is into bubbly girls. And he actually wondered how he like them. A girl with a bright personality can be a huge turn on for Jean. He lived in the shades most of his life and he need a person who can show him the right path by changing his view to the world.
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William Shakespeare
- Talented girls are his thing. When he discover your ability to sing, dance, draw, swim, create he would be turned on by that. Also he can be fascinated by girls who can do the multitasking thing. He is really into this stuff. Can't help himself when you're around.
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Le Comte De saint Germain
- Okay, there's a ton of blogs that wrote about comte liking strong girls but I think he is really into femme fatale women. The way they're independent, bossy, strong and serious are actually a major turn on for him. Just act bossy and he will be on his knees waiting for your orders.
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Sebastian/ Akihiko satou
- Classy girls are his type. They're confident, supportive and serious. He is into girls who think and act their age with morality and wisdom. He can't stand annoying girls or dependent girls or girls with childish behaviors because he is looking for a partner not to babysitting them.
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- Vlad's mansion -
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Vlad
- Feminine girl can help him to see the world in a different view. A girl that enjoys little things in life with a huge smile on her face. This type of girls can make him want to protect her and watch over her always.
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Charles-Henri Sanson
- He is into serious girls. He wonder himself why he love them. They just keep him on the ground and motivate him when he feel low. Charles character and a serious girl can make a balanced combination in this relationship.
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Johann Georg Faust
- He love to feel smart and confident anywhere and any time. So, he like clumsy girls. They're warm and can give him a free affection whenever he wish. Also he really like the empty stupid look on their faces whenever he say something so scientific.
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It’s shitpost time gamers.
Also uhh a very rough summary of how my Wanderer Cookie arc sorta starts, I refuse to make sprite edits for a shitpost at this time.
But also I’ve got some that sorta make fun of a plot point In chapter 13 so spoilers under the cut