fukc overwtayh it bad meta

vrchat slut

[maruti-bitamin]

thunder woofs

inspired by this neat storm cloud outside my house. 👁👄👁

[whitepeopletwitter]

[call-me-emrys]

The statement on Ben & Jerry’s site

(06/03/2020)

[tunsoffestivepuns]

We always stan Ben & Jerry’s

[catchymemes]

[odinsblog]

Mobs of angry white people, protesting for their right to [checks notes] get a haircut—in the middle of a pandemic—yelled at cops, shoved them, threw things at them, and were nowhere near being respectful or peaceful, but for some reason, police officers didn’t mace them, didn’t shoot rubber bullets at them, didn’t tear gas them, and didn’t kneel on their necks and choke them to death. Qwhite interesting how differently white people are treated even when they disrespect the police and even when they riot over things like [checks notes again] their sports team losing or hell, even winning a game.

#BlackLivesMatter

[sweetmetaphors]

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: In Legally Blonde, Elle only gets accepted because she’s hot and sent a video, but she had a 4.0 and got a 179 (out of 180) on her LSATS. Sure, her major was in Fashion Merchandising but that’s a business major, and the fake school she was at was supposed to be UCLA so she had a business degree from a major college, probably went to a great high school, had a 4.0, and a 179 on the LSATS and at that point she would have been automatically accepted so why did they make it sound like she was such a bad risk? She even had leadership experience as president of a major chapter of what is apparently a huge sorority, since Delta Nus are shown as everything from cheerleaders to senators. Harvard should have been desperate to take her. She should have been able to get in if she turned in a cocktail napkin with her name written on it. So why make up the bullshit excuse of “multiculturalism” to justify letting in an extremely qualified and highly driven candidate just for laughs? Elle Woods deserved to go to Harvard and she earned that place with academic excellence and not by being hot.

[fromthecrypt]

vampire struggles

[catgirlzoe-deactivated20200908]

ash your lack of tags here suggests to me this is a vent post about your struggles 

[fromthecrypt]

i've been trying to get in to my house for three days. no one will invite me in. they point at me through the windows and laugh. send help

[fromthecrypt]

[80sanime]

[blurryhaveitjoeway]

only true power bottoms can do this

[kaedien]

[cheese24k]

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

[missjonesie99]

I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.

[auncyen]

I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.

[tamhonksss]

i always lose it when her voice trips into the fifth dimension as she says physical activities 

[deactivated334879-deactivated20]

and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good

[podencos]

I’m beautiful, sexy, and powerful because I haven’t seen that video of celebrities singing Imagine

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[spelldealer]

outfit idea

[evilvillain123456789]

hey. hey. hey! hey!!?!???!!! *knocks over your lamp* *smokes all of your weed* *dehydrates all of your food*

[bon-appetit-babey]

[valtsv]

changeling faerie but instead of stealing and replacing people's children she takes women engaged to cruel or unfaithful men

[valtsv]

the other women of the village: will you be taking his name when you marry?

the faerie: you could say that ;)

[valtsv]

"what does she do to the women OP?" she marries them obviously

[valtsv]

[deceptipup]

[blindbirdnerd]

i was just wondering if this had faded into the background noise of the internet yet, but nope, still very much here

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

this is still the best ditty.it ever made

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[okayysophia]

He’s really fighting for his life😂😂