Rianna 💖

im kewler than most people. caterpillers and BAErs are my spirit animals. get a life. btw, im rianna.

[brandon-crawford]

San Francisco Giants + Random Headers (Part 1/?). Click for better quality!

[justgiants]

[itsilikedembears-blog]

sf giants cinnamon rolls

looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you: buster posey

looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: hunter pence, bruce bochy, angel pagan, jeremy affeldt

looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll: gregor blanco, nori aoki, joe panik, brandon belt, sergio romo

looks like they could kill you and actually can kill you: madison bumgarner, jake peavy

sinnamon roll: tim lincecum, ryan vogelsong

[panic-at-the-blog]

[itsilikedembears-blog]

same

[sfgiants]

Panik is having himself a night.

[markstroem]

[itsilikedembears-blog]

QT :0

[shittyidea]

Use seahorse power as a metric for boats instead of horsepower

[itsilikedembears-blog]

Think of your life as a glass vase. Let your friendhold your life. As you begin to trust them, they drop you. Now think of yourself as the friend being cut by the glass. It hurts to be cut, but it hurts more to be broken.

Inspiration: Charles :) written by me :/

[justgirlythings]

[justbadpuns]

The new The 1975 album is just UGH!

[jackhallows]

The Sound I just made was unholy

[justbadpuns]

I don’t know if I believe you

[jackhallows]

I’ll have to ask Somebody Else to help me prove it then!

[justbadpuns]

Only do it if She’s American

[jackhallows]

Do you mind if She Lays Down for a bit and I ask her later?

[justbadpuns]

Nana

[jackhallows]

You’re not going to have a Change of Heart?

[justbadpuns]

OMG This must be my dream listen to what I said Nana

[jackhallows]

I’m sorry can you just put all this behind us and Love Me?

[justbadpuns]

Loving Someone who just did this to me will be hard

[jackhallows]

Can you at least just Please Be Naked for a few minutes so I can change your mind?

[justbadpuns]

Only if you fall asleep because, I Like It When You Sleep, for You Are So Beautiful Yet So Unaware of It

[jackhallows]

I can try but you know it’s hard for me ever since I Lostmyhead

[justbadpuns]

That was tragic maybe we can go and visit Paris?

[jackhallows]

That would be the perfect place to tell you The Ballad of Me and My Brain

[justbadpuns]

And eat some Chocolate of course, I mean I don’t really want to have Sex with you as a straight male as I just won’t be Fallingforyou. But we could become Robbers Me and You steal some Milk some M.O.N.E.Y find Girls hopefully ones we can call our Woman as She Way Out our league. Of course this would all be in The City. Before you ask I don’t want to Talk! about it its An Encounter we need to have so don’t act like I am the Anti-christ and Settle Down. We can get so drunk drinking 12 shots the we will end up Facedown on the ground. I wonder if what I have said So Far (It’s Alright) You see you are just an Anobrain I hope if I offend you we can Undo any of that. If not Is There Somebody Who Can Watch You? I just don’t want to rip your Heart Out

[jackhallows]

I never wanted to Pressure you into anything. In truth I just really really wanted to know where you got your Menswear from. I’m a size “12″ if that helps. For now though I must be careful as I took something so strong that my Heads.Cars.Bending. 

[justbadpuns]

Reading that I mean it gave me a bit of a Haunt in my Bed. I guess this discussion has given me an Intro to your personality and I believe you should be Set3. After all of this I think I am coming down with The 1975 fever so please grab me some Medicine before you go as this is finished. I will remember upon this fondly even if I live to 102

[jackhallows]

This has been fun my friend, one day we’ll look back on this and just be thankful we were never left with a case of that dreadful thing that is HNSCC. 

[justbadpuns]

I don’t know How To Draw something good from this. Hopefully the band will see this and rather than think we are losers appreciate how hard this was to do.

[itsilikedembears-blog]

when ur teacher dabs for you is when you know that youve passed his class 😂

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Damn Daniel” is literally the 2016 version of “what r thooose”

[itsilikedembears-blog]

DAMN DANIEL BACK AT IT WITH THE WHITE VANS 😂😂

[just-shower-thoughts]

In an uphill race, the first runner up is actually the winner.

[itsagifnotagif]

If my mum saw me insulting her pancakes she would “flip out” Snapchat: itsagifnotagif

[dazzledbydisney]

[itsilikedembears-blog]

have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon or ask the grinning bobcat why he grins? Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains, can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

[just-shower-thoughts]

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

[tentaclecuddles]

HE WAS HIDING THE PICKLES UNDER HIS TONGUE THE WHOLE TIME

[itsilikedembears-blog]

oml 😂😂