Wes Anderson is my spirit animal

[cinnabarlab]

[ilovemusicalyy]

[kylesquips]

[kreuzader]

happy birthday to the twins

[highdio]

Pose so nice, Araki borrowed it twice.

[doghokage]

that furry cokehead Thomas Jefferson post has me on the verge of tears y’all are such FREAKS abibfkwbkfwbbkf

[korokz-deactivated20190924]

the WHAT post

[doghokage]

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

[sseoulful]

IG

[stumupm]

Dr Seuss: ‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!’

Illumination:

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

i’m sorry but what the fuck is that DNA kit advertisement supposed to mean

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i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

1 reblog = 1 kiss for 1 good boy

[netherstray]

ONE HUNDRED TWELVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHT KISSES FOR GOOD BOY

[theliberalstookmydrills]

[highdio]

Happy Birthday Mista!

[drearyhours]

scene before movie climax:

protagonist: So who’s with me?

*5 seconds of silence*

the stoic one: *looks up* im in

4 people one after the other: me to

*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*

*2 more seconds of silence*

The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in

[lightsintheskye]

My favorite movie.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

“Snake, it would appear that I’ve slipped on a puddle of water and fallen down. ‘Falling down’ is when you lose your balance and gravity pulls you downward in a humiliating and often painful fashion. Your mission is to rescue me using Fulton Extraction. I’m on the medical platform, next to the room where you like to pretend Paz is. Huey’s eating chicken tenders and throwing crumbs at me. I’ll be waiting for you there.”

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

“It’s not true, Snake! I would NEVER waste food by throwing at at Ocelot! I’ve never even eaten a chicken tender in my entire life! And I DEFINITELY wasn’t the one that spilled the water Ocelot slipped on! He’s trying to trick you, turn you against me! I was here when Mother Base was first created, and where was he? Need I remind you of the fact that he tried to kill you in Russia! I’ve only ever tried to help you! I’m not like you, Snake. I don’t betray my friends! I don’t throw tendie crumbs and I don’t make people slip! Why won’t anybody believe me?!”

[genuinehumanboy]

today is video games’s birthday.

[wheel-skellington]

Happy birthday videogames

[ubuyo]

[dicksmasher]

[apisashla]

Your toes, hand em over

[chemicalkin]

I’m not over this review of a self groomer for a three legged cat. Look at him. He hasn’t been able scratch his left side by himself since he lost his leg but now he can and he is living life the fullest. That is the face of a cat who has finally scratched an itch.

[aaronthesnob]

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Snake Codecs: Inkling

This isn’t meant to be me bashing on Splatoon. This is just how I picture Snake as a character would react to the inklings.

[shinobi-bacon]

This is so accurate and very well done.

[mamoru]

these three tweets tell a better story than almost every media I have ever experienced