mornin

j-money, she/they, 23 // local tv tech director by day, nerdy fanfic writer by night // creator of PFJ @pfjtheseries

[twizthehumansupernova]

What do you mean I saw Smarty Pants drunk (battery thing), horny (the whole “That’s what they all say” button game scene), getting fucked (Jessie playing said game all night), in a suit (Blaze playing), and stripped out of that suit all in Toy Story 5 (realizing he’s a bomb when Blaze was playing)

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as a toy story 4 non-hater, toy story 5 should have been the 4th movie all along it was so GOOOOOD AHHHHHH

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god hung the stars in the sky so david ogden stiers could play an 18th-century fuckboy underneath them (x)

[porcelain-requiem]

RIP to Daveigh Chase. Gone way too soon. 💔

[itsjmoneyyyy]

aaaand this is why this stupid country needs affordable housing yesterday because what do you MEAN daveigh chase was homeless long enough to be malnourished and die from an infection?? hollywood don't gaf about the child stars when they stop being profitable

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a.k.a. d munny big dog orf orf

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tadc spoilers

at the end of the screening someone in front of me was like "I can't believe funnybunny's not canon D:"

jax can be dead AND funnybunny can be canon that's how i'm interpreting it

ragapom however oh BOY that's canon as hell

also caine my husband is alive and i'm so happy he's found peace aaaaaaaa

edit bc i just started thinking about it but when pomni told memory jax to his face that she could fix him? girl why would you say that huh???

(ik she realizes her mistake by the time she gets out of his head but WOW list of things you would never expect her to say)

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happy anniversary to the dog or whatever

[pfjtheseries]

i rushed to record this cover and then just. sat on it for two months lmao

this is not an actual story beat in PFJ but it's the perfect way to push it... everyone needs a little fanfiction whimsy in their lives haha

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yes i have seen the tadc leaks

no i do not think the ending was the worst ever

it's gonna be okay people

[averagerollerbrawl]

Video game crossovers be like

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the degree to which i am absolutely not ready to ruin everyone's lives with this... but it needs to be done

(I swear on my life this is NOT a conspiracy theory, this is real)

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EVERYONE is going to want to hear this

J-Money

hi // i wrote a fanfiction when i was 8 and nothing has stopped me since // have fun

dm me if you'd like to watch the messy early access version before it premieres for real on Wednesday May 6 at 6PM ET / 3PM PT

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"THIS – is actor David Ogden Stiers

and THIS – is a criminal

He created *this* website – Gossip Boy dot com – and published three interviews with LGBT celebrities, including THIS one, where Stiers came out as gay

You might recognize this interview, because it is EXTREMELY FAMOUS and was reported on by ABC - Access Hollywood - The Guardian - The New York Times

Everyone agrees that this interview happened, but NOBODY knows that the man behind it is a criminal and a scam artist

I got CONFIRMATION that he was making up interviews for clout – so if you want the full story, tune into my YouTube channel on Wednesday, May 6 at 6PM ET. I’ll see you there"

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my idea of fun is discovering that my favorite actor probably shook hands with the queen of england at an event in 1983 after reading a sonnet for her

(start at 1:41) my man was everywhere

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like cinderella i entered a flow state at the stroke of midnight... that's what happened to cinderella right

[bigfatbreak]

ERROR [] Can/not inject torm -nt. T0rment must be 100% accidental

$: I must hand it to you G_an_. your mind was always resourceful.

theory time. Scratch had a brain tumor and was aware he was going to die from it. in attempt to thwart death, he made Caine capable of hosting brain scans into digital bodies - making that, in fact, Caine's "mission" or "function." (we hear him during his final crashout saying he's just trying to do what he was programmed to do, but Kinger in his flashback says they never made Caine for anything like this.) due to Caine's instability from swallowing Abel, this manifested in a way Scratch didn't want, thus leading to the first abstraction

I'm willing to bet the text above is one of three things: -either Bubble acting as the warden for the coding (a lot of other lines are very bubble-esque) -Scratch's lingering consciousness attempting to still live forever and keep Caine running at any cost -what remains of Abel pulling the trigger, aka the fellow AI that we see Caine eating at the beginning.

its like, picture perfect, because there's a bunch of heads bobbing in the way, but there's a line out of nowhere when Kinger is trying to stop the program from locking him out-

the percentages is the lockout initializing, and Kinger trying to press (Y) to cancel initializing it - however if you check the bottom third, out of nowhere lies the line "are you ready to delete caine? [Y/N] and Kinger, who's been pressing [Y] over and over trying to stop the lockout, accidentally deletes Caine- but why did that question pop up in the first place? The rest of the WACKYTIME routine speaks like Bubble, saying things like "that's a REALLY WACKY WORD but its not WACKY ENOUGH!" and things like that

who said it?

in any case there's a lot of questions going on here- for instance, most people (Ragatha, Kinger, the C&A crew) appear to be implemented on October 15th, but through different years (1996, 1999, 2008) but Kinger's login is from October 30th. lets all explode

as a note @getvalentined pointed most of this out to me because she can read a lot of this shit freehand

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as a techie myself i noticed exactly what happened after replaying those few seconds a couple times!

caine's deletion was not the work of some other program's agenda. his ai doesn't have any kind of secret will to kill itself. no, as is the bane of so many programmers' existence, this was the result of kinger typing so fast that he wasn't taking care of where his fingers were landing.

here's the last shot of his hands that we see:

that is the "delete" button, which he fat-fingered trying to hit backspace, and this is what caused the command prompt to pop up with "are you ready to delete caine?"

but it didn't stop there

kinger knew EXACTLY what he did and tried to run a "rollback" command to undo that line of code but the system locked him out before it could do that so it went ahead with deleting caine.

god i love this show

[itsjmoneyyyy]

if i had a nickel for every time my favorite character in an indie animated show developed a god complex and had a psychotic break because they were desperate to be loved that ended in them becoming useless until someone could repair them both physically and emotionally, i'd have two nickels