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[adicttive]

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[ruhaniya]

i am a lover first and absolutely insane second

[kosmogrl]

I will get my spark back no matter how long it takes

[itsjustci]

guys we have to cancel pride, my tomodachi life Dan and Phil Miis got phivorced 💔

[girldraki]

$300 swarovski bok choy

[itsjustci]

Forbidden butt plug

[zegalba]

[stealingpotatoes]

happy mermay to this beautiful mermai-- what do you mean that's a seal. that's literally a mermaid look at her

(links // tip jar!)

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[mityenka]

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

[baggytrousers27]

[mumblingsage]

Wait, is this origin behind

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[sausaged-rat]

[allura-raine]

[itsjustci]

It's my 12 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Jesus fucking christ

[22iw]

[ichigoumi]

Tag your favourite flower, fruit, colour, scent, season and tea!

[aroacedavestrider]

people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem