randomness to the maximum!

im just random and so everything here is about my random life !! :D xx if you dont like me, I ain't even mad *shrugs shoulders*...... love you!!

[nudygoon]

[fortuneaday]

[itskatieann]

I have feelings. Ew

[teenscoolest]

[nerdy-old-man-deactivated202105]

[whumpster-dumpster]

Character A tilting Character B’s chin up to get a better look at their face and the evidence of the fight. A delicately thumbs away the streak of blood by B’s mouth, saying nothing as they examine it. After a brief pause, B’s heart skips a nervous beat as A looks them dead in the eyes. Their voice is quiet and tense, their anger barely restrained.

“Who did this to you?”

[counterpunches]

#i am a weak and simple woman okay

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[mob-apoca-lips]

Um, absolutely.

[tuvs00]

When the characters are Enemies

[sushinfood]

WHEN THEY’RE ENEMIES

WHEN THEY’RE ENEMIES

WHEN THEY’RE ENEMIES

[bajn]

im a hoe but a shy hoe. a shoe

[bob-belcher]

[knitmeapony]

Mark Hamill goodnaturedly patting Chadwick Boseman on the shoulder to celebrate his success is one of the most blessed images I’ve ever seen.

[fuocogo]

This is the Money Chadwick. Reblog In 47 minutes to get 48 million dollars.

[pglang]

when u start smiling at their texts ure fucked

[gahdamnpunk]

“Not the first girl to come up claiming I gave it to them”…Do cishet men hear themselves???

[4aminlondon]

she said “MAYBE 3” 🤢

[itskatieann]

Am I the only person who dislikes the whole concept of the feis app?

Here subscribe for a streaming service just for irish dance music and pay for a completely different streaming service to listen to all your other music. It’s great if you’ve got extra cash to sling around or are a tc and claim it as work expenses.

Thank you Dean Crouch for having your music accessible xox

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[smore-692-deactivated20170712]

WAAA-

[veritashopian]

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

[molten-by-determination-deactiv]

IT’S BACK

[llibratin-deactivated20170617]

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

[ravens-main]

If there comes a day that I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

[scottyartz]

LOOOL

[aproposaporia]

Always

[we-foundwonderland]

I wasn’t ready for it 😂

[mentallydatingahotcelebrity]

I’m reblogging this. For no reason than because other people are. #sheep

[finchlenn]

I’VE FINALLY FOUND IT

[booperdooperladdies-deactivated]

The little scream at the end always gets me!

[sammy-wants-some-love]

FUCKING FINALLY I FOUND IT

[cherrycocoacola]

I miss this video more than I should. And I’ve been trying to find it after seeing it two years ago.

[wewilldietogethertoo]

i’m sorry i had to this is too golden

[itskatieann]

Do not blame your fuck up on me when you made a decision and you consequently fucked up.

I called your 19 years old son out for his shitty disrespectful behaviour. As his parent, you should have taught him what respect was and how to behave accordingly. Instead you enable his poor manners and when he doesn’t like it he calls you. Ha. It’s my fault that you raised a brat. Nice one. Explain that to your boss

[itskatieann]

Everyone hates me and that’s not me being dramatic.

Mum- emotionally absuive

Mum- throws me out and makes me homeless

Mum- lies to the council saying that she hadn’t kicked us out and they believe her so we didn’t get any housing.

Me- living in a house with 5 other adults, 2 kids and a dog.

Me, partner and kids-share 1 bedroom- we and I have no privacy from anyone else.

Me-has to transfer my job and now working in a crap location and worms more days than before - i’m tired and I don’t see my kids that much

4 other adults in the house-loud, selfish, lazy and nosey- they have the audacity to call me lazy and selfish when I have to put them first before my kids needs let alone mine. I’m tired because I work most days. I don’t get to sit at home all day and do nothing at all despite the house being cluttered, covered in dust and unfinished. I don’t go to a job where I sit down for hours pushing buttons and concentrating. I don’t throw a toddler level tantrum and scream at the top of my lungs because I’m not having things go my way.

4 other adults- poor hygiene of themselves and there house/rooms.- at least I can take pride in knowing that my room is the cleanest, even then its not hard. Sharing bath water is nasty! Pray to god nobody catches an std that way! Rinse your plates in hot running water and air dry or dry with paper towels. A tea cloth that gets changed once every 2 weeks stinks, builds up bacteria and is plain nasty. Vaccum and remove the dogs hair from the carpet once a week! It’s not my pet yet I clean the carpet at least once a week. And for the love of god! Use hot water!

My friends (minus the purnell’s)- Don’t talk to me.

My friends (minus the Purnell’s)- Don’t invite me to anything and constantly make plans without me

My friends- the one time they talk to me they’re slagging off my partner.

My best friend- cancels 2 weeks before plans that we’ve had for almost a year. I spent a lot of money- what a fucking waste!

Me-depressed

Me-feeling rejected

Me- alone

Me-worthless

Nobody can help and I just want to sleep 24/7 because that seems more positive than the life I’m living.

[forfuckssakejim]

Omg so I’m at the cafe by campus and this guy came in and went to hug this chick but she went in for a fist bump

[forfuckssakejim]

OK OMG SHE SAT HIM DOWN AND SAID “I think we should break up”

[forfuckssakejim]

I’m legit 3 feet away from them pretending to be invested in my science book

[forfuckssakejim]

She said “it’s not you it’s me” and before he could respond the barista called his name. It’s Bob. Poor Bob

[forfuckssakejim]

The move was effective. The lady looks defensive

Bob has come back.

[forfuckssakejim]

It was a few minutes of awkward silence as he took a sip of his drink. It’s the same kind as mine. Meaning he ordered Hot Chocolate

[forfuckssakejim]

He started out with “You know, I think.” And I could hear this lady’s eyes roll. No one cares what you think Robert

[forfuckssakejim]

FINGERS ARE FLYING. SHE POINTING AT HIM. SHIT IS GETTING REAL.

[forfuckssakejim]

she calmed down and he legit did that thing where you steppe you fingers together in front of your mouth and take a huge breath. Bro. Leave it. It’s done. She’s too pretty for you.

[forfuckssakejim]

He freaking snapped his fingers like he’s got this grand plan to make up for things.

[forfuckssakejim]

She Said she still wants to be friends. She starts this by asking about his day

[forfuckssakejim]

Apparently something bob said made her laugh.

[forfuckssakejim]

She has not been able to say a word since she got him talking. It’s too loud in the cafe for me to make out anything even tho I’m legit behind this chick

[forfuckssakejim]

He talking about his struggles now and how much he needs her. Run lady. Run. Run far away.

[forfuckssakejim]

She tried to get up and his hAND SHOT OUT TO GRAB HERS

[forfuckssakejim]

She’s literally folded in herself. Hands not going out further than the table. Limited hand movements.

Now she’s talking about her self. He doesn’t look that invested.

[forfuckssakejim]

“well some people are bitchy” -bob

[forfuckssakejim]

Lady does not have a drink. I don’t think she planned on being here this long.

[forfuckssakejim]

Bob is again talking about himself 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 no one cares bob.

[forfuckssakejim]

Well he said something that made her laugh again. It sounded fake tho.

[forfuckssakejim]

He’s talking about school. APPARENTLY HE IS A PROFESSOR

[forfuckssakejim]

“Promiscuousness leads to disease” -Bob again.

[forfuckssakejim]

I’m done with my hot chocolate and I don’t know if the bitter taste in my mouth is from the chocolate residue I drank or my disdain for Professor Bob.

[forfuckssakejim]

She adjusted her chair so she’s further away

[forfuckssakejim]

SHE GOT UP! She went to take her purse but bob said to leave and he would watch it. I think she’s headed to the bathroom.

[forfuckssakejim]

I can’t leave! But he’s doing that voice to text thing for his phone. Talking to someone about this? Idk?

[forfuckssakejim]

I’m trying to figure out what he’s saying by looking at his lips but I suck as this. Also where are his lips?? Bob is lipless. Further proof that lizard people exist.

[forfuckssakejim]

I just noticed the lady left her phone in her purse.

Ok she’s coming back. She is pretty. Too pretty for Bob. But probs old enough to be my mom.

[forfuckssakejim]

He’s talking about his students again.

[forfuckssakejim]

She was talking and he interrupted her and she was like “I was talking” and he like flinched and he apologized. Yes queen.

[forfuckssakejim]

“but this is why this democracy is at its purest.” Wtf Bob that doesn’t make sense

[forfuckssakejim]

They’re talking so quietly now I can’t hear them.

[forfuckssakejim]

“I should have said this a long time ago. But I can’t get anyone to love me” -Bob what the fuck.

[forfuckssakejim]

“I feel like I’m projecting my self onto you” -bob once again

[forfuckssakejim]

She’s leaving! She said something about picking up her son, Kevin, from school. Good job lady!

[forfuckssakejim]

HOLY SHIT HES REACHING INTO HIS PANTS WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF

[forfuckssakejim]

*pocket. But still.

HE PULLED OUT A RING BUT THE CHICK IS ALREADY OUT THE DOOR. OMG

[forfuckssakejim]

OMG OMG OMG ITS A MENS RING!! HE PUT IT ON HIS HAND HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT. HES PICKING UP HIS PHONE

[forfuckssakejim]

“Hey babe, nah sorry about not answering your call. I was in a meeting with a student. I’m leaving my office now. Yeah I can pick up dinner. Is Tanner home from school yet?”

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

[cliffordsbigquestion-deactivate]

Fuck you bobert

[n0chillvibes]

this was a JOURNEY from start to finish

[prettycookiesandcakes]

[weddinginspirasi]

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