L - Intern

I’m the Drama...

[orpheuslament]

dont know how to say this without sounding like one of those "people are too soft these days" motherfuckers but some of you are incapable of interacting with anything that does not coddle you & makes you feel Good about your own Goodness. if you know what i mean

[orpheuslament]

also i said it in the tags but i feel it needs reiterating: watching tv is not activism. fighting over fictional stories is not activism. attacking people for not interacting with fictional stories in a way you deem Acceptable is not activism. you are being annoying & i personally dont want to play toys with you anymore

[bathroomcube]

[tuvs00]

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

[xenobotanist]

[61below]

Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:

[flowerbleedme]

is anyone imagining a dog with a propeller hat on

[graciehart]

gillian anderson for elle france (2025)

[ankh-morporkianpostalworker]

Scully in episode 1: I don't really agree with Mulder on anything, but he seems earnest and like a nice enough guy. I think he honestly just needs a friend.

Scully in episode 2: Mulder, my new best friend, has been captured by the US Army, so I will now commit several Class-A felonies and enter into an armed hostage situation to get him back.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

People trying to fight The Sun: We appreciate your service, you'll get that ol' bastard one of these days

People trying to fight The Moon: ??? Succumb.

[lachonk]

The sun is a ridiculously huge ball of raging inferno that governs all life as we know it. The moon was once a part of the earth and has such comparatively little sway over our existence that it's absurd we always compare the two.

In this sense, OP has perfectly captured the importance of true class solidarity, with the sun acting as a stand in for those in power and the moon representing the upper middle class. In this essay I will

[xiaohongshu-for-you]

[koi-jyu]

HOW IS MY SISTER STRAIGHT UP CARRYING A GUZHENG?????

[homunculus-argument]

Fun fact: you can avoid midlife crisis by literally simply just skipping it. Straight-up just skip being middle-aged. Once I turned 30 and aged out of the "young adult" bracket, I skipped straight into being a weird little old man. Record youngest bizarre old geezer in generations. Now if I'm lucky and play my cards right, I've got like 80 or 90 years of being a weird lttle old man left in me. If I manage to do a hundred, I'm going to start telling people that the secret to living to 130 is that I ate an entire pine cone every single day.

That, or that I can't die because heaven isn't taking me and the devil owes me money so he's avoiding me.

[wizardjpeg]

inside your dollars

[everythingfox]

Fox fell asleep on skylight

[ponypaltrail]

Sometimes I think I can see right through myself

[poyell]

I redrew it ^_^

[syn4k]

burning text gif maker

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minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

[mmelete]

[thechangelingmushroom]

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[tuvs00]

Wow, they actually gasl- wHOA WHAT WAS THAT

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[surprisebitch]

you should get the orange soda, it’s amazing

[may]

okay

[moist-baguette]

what would you ladies like to drink?

[surprisebitch]

orange soda please

[may]

i’ll have the strawberry soda

[surprisebitch]

[fag]

me too, strawberry soda

[surprisebitch]

[zoglin]

What you can’t see is me with the controller panicking and yelling

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Computer games are fantastic

[derinthescarletpescatarian]