be a true heart, not a follower

I do things people have told me I cannot do. 

[socialpsychopathblr]

[prettycolors]

#ffff00

[lepipehd]

[buddhabrot]

this is actually the best post on the internet i lied every other time i said that

[akanicotortorella-deactivated20]

taylor swift 2017:

[humansofnewyork]

“I’m trying to undo old patterns. If she does something that was prohibited in my own childhood, I automatically react. It comes from inside of me. So if we need to go somewhere, and she’s resisting, and I feel like yelling, I’ll turn it into a game. I’ll be the mother cat, and she’ll be the kitten. Or we’ll both be princesses going on an adventure. Honestly, I think the pretending helps me more than it helps her. It’s what forces me out of those patterns.” (Moscow, Russia)

[gregxb]

[ruinedchildhood]

[thatradicalnotion]

Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug

[cobaltflame]

This really says a LOT

[bunney]

simpsons is so next level

[vivienvalentino]

[hoebutmadefashion]

[tmholland]

Michelle is actually funnier than me. Mainly because she teases me, but I can’t tease her. (I think that’s fair.) I can’t say anything about her because she gets mad. (Nope, you can’t.) So I guess she’s funnier.

[ink-pedia]

Roberto Euán

[localstarboy]

[cinemove]

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

[kathereal]

The baby yell

[emotiona1shorty]

She’s such a patient mom

[thecreach]

That’s one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen.

[scientificphilosopher]

A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

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[gazoinks-deactivated20170705]

Philosophy: Solved

[nottmythical]

I’ve never laughed so hard 

[ink-pedia]

dino nemec

[samandriel]

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

[samandriel]

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

[samandriel]

in case you were wondering this is him

[samandriel]

It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)

[jjtaylor]

Quality rooster