Lucifer

[grcndpre-blog]

– she is an assassin ; a chameleon and a gifted actress, she finds it easy to blend into different environments, become different people when the situation calls for it, bend and change her personality for whatever reason. she has begun to fit in well with the modern world, but the constant reminder of being in a world where she does not belong – a world without her father, rest his soul, or her mother or gérald – it takes a toll on her.

she’s found a fairly isolated area to compose herself in, tensing when she hears footsteps approaching. she waits, her back turned.

[itslucifcr]

“ Deep in thought? “ he asked with a smile as he walked up to the woman. “ Sorry for interrupting your existential crisis. I’m Lucifer. “

[ihearyou-joanna]

“Well, with the way hell is described, I should say not. Is there nothing you could do to change how it is? You do run it after all.” she inquired. She listened to his rationale for being on earth, and nodded, her brow raising at his last statement. “And which sins are the fun ones for you?” she dared to ask, the tiniest smile on her pale lips.

[itslucifcr]

“ Those people deserve the punishment. I wouldn’t want hell to feel like a vacation but I also don’t want to rule it anymore. “ he explained. “ Oh, you know, the usual. Disobedience to authority, profanity... most sexual sins. “

[ofeditoriism]

“Not everyone are like that…”

[itslucifcr]

“ Ah. The old not everyone argument. “

[eternxlmisery-deactivated201608]

“I don’t think people do that or maybe some of them but not everyone”

[itslucifcr]

“ Let me guess, overly positive do-gooder? “

[arielmaximoff]

“Your father is the devil, you want to be good?”

[itslucifcr]

“ Actually, my father is God. I’m the devil. Tricky, I know. “

[ihearyou-joanna]

“Well, that must be nice then. To not be so polarizing, I mean.” Phasma explained, her eyes drifting down to his hand. “It’s not so fun if you don’t fight back.” she teased, a laugh hinting more and more at her lips. “You are indeed charming. That and you’ve caught me at a time where I’m too tired to be imposing for once in my life. So what brings you here amongst the living? Not enough souls to torment or whatever it is you do? According to YouTube people who are Satanists, you actually are the spirit of creativity and free spiritedness. After all, the only reason you are canonically classified as evil is because you defied someone, is it not? You just happened to defy the wrong person, or deity in this case.”

[itslucifcr]

“ Another time then. One when I can put up a fight without alerting everyone around us. “ he suggested with a smirk. “ Sounds like I’m a lucky man. I don’t know about any of that, but I can tell you I had no fun in hell. As for Satanists, well, they irritate me. All you need to know is I was kicked out of heaven, was forced to be in charge of hell and quit that to come to Earth. All I’ve ever really wanted was to have fun, not punish people or make them sin. Although, some sins are quite fun. “

[ihearyou-joanna]

“Well, I do quite enjoy inflicting pain, so…” she trailed off. Her cheeks, despite herself, actually turned the tiniest hint of pink as she replied, “As for your question, why yes. I believe I am. It’s the first time I’ve experienced any sort o pleasure from a conversation. I am only pleased typically when I win in battle.”

[itslucifcr]

“ Go ahead then. I can’t bleed. Usually. “ he said placing his hand closer to her so she could do as she pleases. “ Oh, don’t worry. People tend to be more than pleased when they’re around me. It’s a power I have. One which seems to be weakened but apparently my natural charm might be making up for it. “

[ihearyou-joanna]

“Well, that would make for an interesting conversation then, wouldn’t it? That’s the order in which things would probably happen.” she admitted with a small laugh. “I’m sorry, I just…I’m trying to be pleasant and it’s proving to be a lot harder than I thought it would be.”

[itslucifcr]

“ I’m having a pleasant time. Aren’t you? “ he said giving her a small smile. “ I’m afraid you wouldn’t be able to hurt me, if you were to try. It’s a benefit of immortality. Just in case you were considering making this interesting. “

[ihearyou-joanna]

While he did look hellish, she wasn’t entirely convinced. “I come from a galaxy of shapshifters and strange aliens. I need more evidence. And not around here, but according to this thing called YouTube, there are strange humans on this planet.”

[itslucifcr]

" Something tells me that forcing you to share your desires won’t convince you. I don’t think I will be able to prove this to you. Unless you want to try and kill me. “

[ihearyou-joanna]

“Really? Well, how am I to know you’re the devil?” she inquired, leaning towards him a bit. She was very curious about this individual, who spoke so freely about higher powers and such. She was not asking out of disdain, but out of pure curiosity.

[itslucifcr]

“ Are there many people claiming to be me around here? “ he asked chuckling before leaning towards as well. His face suddenly turned into his real form, before turning back to normal after a second. “ Is your curiosity satisfied now? “

[mechxniiic]

                  “- Paris, huh? Is there anything fun to do here?”

[itslucifcr]

“ Of course there is. You can do anything you desire. “

[ihearyou-joanna]

“Well, as I’m sure you know, mortals devote ourselves to something in order to make sense of our existence. Hence where religion comes in.” she shrugged, giving him a small smile, “I take it you would know quite a bit about that then? Don’t worry, I’m going to Hell. I have accepted that.”

[itslucifcr]

“ If you ask me God is overrated anyways. And I'm not saying it because he’s family. “ he said with a shrug. “ Of course. You’d expect the devil to know his way around hell. Not a great place to spend eternity at. Even I had enough of it, which only comes to show how truly bad it is. “

[ofxsirivs-a-deactivated20210205]

                  “- a word of advice. Never startle someone armed in the future. It could end badly.”

[itslucifcr]

“ I don’t think even a jedi could hurt the devil. But that could be something to do research on someday. “

[jaceofshadows]

“Something feels off about this place…”

[itslucifcr]

“ Good job. You could be a detective. “

[ihearyou-joanna]

“But that would require the devil to live in a world where people actively take blame for their own actions. People do not want to believe that they are inherently immoral, that everything they fight for is justified.It is far easier to blame an intangible entity for horrific actions than to accept that what you did was wrong. I, myself, have slaughtered throngs of innocent people in the name of a cause higher than myself. I should know.”

[itslucifcr]

“ A cause higher than yourself? You poor delusional mortal. Don’t worry, your punishment will come. Whether you blame yourself or me. It always comes and I do have to warn you, hell is not a nice place. “

[autneca]

                       “I’m not 100% set on it — I don’t think you’re lying though. So, do you have any powers? What do you do?”

[itslucifcr]

“ Yes, I have many powers. Unfortunately, some of them seem to be weakened at the moment. Let’s see, besides immortality there’s enhanced strength, durability, reflexes as well as being able to make people reveal their deepest secrets and desires. Amongst others. “

[arielmaximoff]

“Maybe it is because humans have not met the devil? You would think that the devil’s desire is to make these humans suffer if they end up in hell.”

[itslucifcr]

“ I believe in justice but trust me, all I want is to have fun and enjoy the many pleasures of life. Not be in hell punishing those people, which is what my father desires. “