Dragonflies and Monstahs

my name is panda.

[centronorth]

[inkursion]

@isabellepenque

[whitepeopletwitter]

Can I please get a new nurse?

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

how is this a universal experience?

[itsmandybitchachos]

Meeee

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

so in 2010 i made a facebook event for my birthday party for this year, because i thought “haha wouldnt that be funny, 2018 is forever away!”. but now it is 2018, and my birthday is in 2 days.

people have been building the hype for the past 8 years

and now im stressed cause i gotta deliver, i had 8 years to make plans and i procrastinated to the last minute. time makes fools of us all

[oneechangoddess]

Working in retail is wild, people just tell me things about their personal life and I just stand there. I don’t know how to respond to “my kid just died” or “I’m getting a divorce” like that’s sucks… $13.48 is your total.

[melonmemes]

Lacroix tastes like when your drink is still buffering

[thischick25]

Lacroix tastes like someone is sitting next to you thinking really hard about a piece of fruit

[veraxplus]

Cola addicts actually think like this, imagine having taste buds so fried and oversaturated you can’t enjoy La Croix, must be like the food eating equivalent of being a BDSM freak who can’t get off without five dudes and a car battery

[gaywig]

imagine having such a superity complex over drinking carbonated water that you compare soda to bdsm

[cheaphalloweencostume]

imagine enjoying a la croix

[cringelizard]

imagine being able to get off without five dudes and a car battery

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

imagine being able to get off

[azzandra]

Are any of you guys alright

[la-malefique]

That is so cute.

[bigmeansweatydyke]

[gothterf]

they got married

[loving-women-is-rad]

what the hell

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[goawfma]

he was 8 years old…this is gut wrenching 

[toothmuncher3000]

I hate to rain on the parade during pride month, but it’s always good to remember what we’re fighting for. His name was Gabriel Fernandez.

[journeymanfool]

Rest in power little man

[itsmandybitchachos]

I couldn’t have understood this before I had a child. But as the mother of a son, how the fuck do you live with yourself?

[stilesisbiles]

Me: Corporate pride is bullshit. Fuck capitalism.

Also me: *happy cries because I saw a bi & trans pride flags in a Coke commercial*

[bisexualbaker]

Me: *sees bi and trans pride flags, sweatbands, socks, phone cases, and flipping capes at Target*

Me: Must not purchase… I can afford it, so I should spend my money on products by independent queer artists instead… Must resist urge to buy bi cape…

Me: *whimper*

[stilesisbiles]

You: *sees bi pride capes at Target*

You @ yourself:

[bisexualbaker]

[Gif: Edna Mode from The Incredibles admonishing the viewer: “No capes!”]

…Accurate.

[catchymemes]

just a dude & his skateboard

[meanwhile-in-canada-blog]

The games of my childhood - N64 Somehow forgot to include Super Smash Bros. - sorry Tony Hawk, but I played way more SSB so you’ve been replaced!

[wlwellbutrin]

textbook: (historical figure) remained celibate throughout their entire life

me, a homosexual who Knows Better: sure

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“She never took a husband and so must have died a virgin, in the house she shared with the woman who was her best friend and constant companion who she was inseperable from”

Me: (Looks at camera like I was on The Office)

[suicidegirlsoficial]

[suicidegirlsoficial]

[thezartorialist]

[love-personal]