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I'm Jozette, I hoard napkins & I never listen.

[frickyesforumweapons]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

more people would exercise if this culture didn't make it absolute hell

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I teach martial arts. we play games with the little kids. they swordfight with noodles and throw foam balls at each other. in the summer, we take them out into the parking lot with water guns. in the winter, we have snowball fights.

the teenagers get swords and staffs and practice knives. we teach them moves from marvel movies that they ask about. they get squirt guns and snowball fights too. we let them goof off and climb the support beams and charge directly at each other in padded suits.

sometimes parents say they miss doing things like that. I tell them, "stay for an adult class. just try it out." we build obstacle courses and let them mess around with training rifles. they chat while sparring. we scream and cheer for them when they're in the middle of a circle. and then we send them out to the parking lot with squirt guns and snowballs.

it's exercise. it's healthy. it's an important life skill. and it's fun as fuck.

[sailor-kaiju]

This is one of the forgotten but imo super harmful symptoms of diet culture-exercise being relegated to weight loss rather than jist enjoying using and being in your body.

Don’t like the gym? Ok, go find a line dancing club. A Tai Chi class. Play Just Dance every day. Arrange a tag football team. Go to a trampoline park.

Using our bodies shouldn’t be a chore assigned in shame.

[thesoftboiledegg]

[louisegluckpdf]

need what hugh grant and his wife have

[epicdogymoment]

[ID: screenshot of text:

How would you like to die? My wife has kindly agreed to sneak up behind me and shoot me in the back of the head. /end ID]

[justsomeguycore]

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

[justsomeguycore]

i genuinely think that physically it’s easier to have hard conversations when you’re both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also

[iexcuseyourface]

it’s been ~7 or so years but I might be back for a bit, hello friends

[pallidprincess]

baby fucking sink tony!!!!!

[bakwaaas]

these days I make typos and press send anyway, it is what it is

[guerrillatech]

[brxnd--nxw]

me, finally getting a chance to say something I’ve thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but

[pinkcookiedimples-deactivated20]

[nintendette]

[guerrillatech]

[ghibli-collector]

The Floral Art Of Studio Ghibli

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[tell-the-stars-hello]

[drsloppysawbonesmd]

And the words of the prophets were written on the subway walls

[pancakeke]

look at this cursed ass kitchen drawer I just saw on google images

[fallingtowers]

i go to the kitchen at 3 am to drink a gallon of water and the ghost in my house pulls this out and pulverizes both my shins in one fell swoop

[weonsinnombre]