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There’s a magnet pulling me to you

Bradley followed Jake outside the Hard Deck intending to have some words with him, but he never has been able to resist the pull between them… they can’t help but surge towards one another again and again

The toothpick and raybans will be lost very quickly ;)

Iineart and sketch below:

incandescentwarmth

James growing up with most people calling him Jamie. He never minded until one morning, Regulus, still half asleep, softly said his name into the crook of his neck and from that point on James corrected anyone but Reg who tried to call him that.

crimsonlovebartylus

Pride Month, where any inconvenience Regulus Black will look at someone and shake their head, "Really during pride month?"

While Barty Crouch Jr will use "You can't be mean to me, It's pride month, are you homophic?" to get out of anything.

But Happy Pride to the most in love couple. 🤭

crimsonlovebartylus

barty, drunk: i dont want to keep kissing only when we are drunk and pretend im not in love with you.

regulus, drunk: what?

barty: i'm in love with you, i want to kiss you sober, hold you sober, be with you sober.

regulus: well.. kiss me, when you wake up and dont sneak out before i wake up

barty: i will.

regulus: good.

barty: good.

regulus: i love you too by the way.

sleepy-bebby

Review of a butterfly farm… 🦋

boggblog

I interned at a place w butterflies and had to tell a mom to please stop offering the “snacks” on the pedestals to her kids and we had to give a speech to all the ppl who entered which I added lines to daily. Including the infamous “butterflies like fruit that’s a little older than what we eat, so the fruit is just for them! Please don’t eat it!” And “please please please please please don’t come in here if you’re afraid of butterflies.” It was the closest thing to hell I’ve ever experienced

mynameis-snail

*going to a butterfly farm* there better not be any fuckin butterflies in here

justice4atuz

crimsonlovebartylus

Regulus "if you hold me without hurting me, you'll be the first who ever did" Black, to Barty "know that I would gladly be the icarus to your certainty" Crouch Jr. ❤️

doverstar

hi I just noticed in S4 episode 1, Eddie drew one of those faces on his hand, the kind you draw when you want to make your hand talk. he's my favorite

arstyrannus

He just wants a ride to the arcade

bigdumbbambieyes

Okay but imagine Steve and Billy start dating just after Billy and Max agree to ‘start over’, and then they have sibling fights in front of him, full of cathartic yelling and stupid insults that go on for longer than they should because Neil is gone and Susan’s at work

And once Max slams her bedroom door shut, ending the argument, Steve feels this weird mix of anxiety and jealousy because what the fuck was that about??

He’s an only child so he doesn’t know how vicious those fights can be, but also how necessary they are at the same time. Billy lights a cigarette and mumbles something that sounds like ‘annoying ass little sister’ around the filter but says nothing else, not until he mentions that he’s hungry once he’s finished it.

Steve is dumbfounded when Billy gets up to knock on Max’s door barely ten minutes later and asks if she wants to go to Dairy Queen with him and Steve.

And then he actually sputters when Max comes out, pouting and telling Billy that he owes her a cone while stuffing her feet inside her Vans, like they hadn’t been screaming in each other’s faces moments ago.

he becomes weirdly fascinated by it and eventually becomes used to it, to a point where he hides a smile behind his hand whenever they bicker and argue in his presence.

orphisthedragon

Billy: Hop, can I see my boyfriends?

Hopper: No.

Billy: Why?

Hopper: Chores before whores

Billy: Hop-

Hopper: Dishes before bitches

Billy: What the hell-

Hopper: Cutting grass before getting ass

dyk3medown

steve’s a stronger man than me bc if eddie had slammed me up against a wall and held a knife to my throat i would’ve moaned

itsmehiimtheproblemm

Deadass I would oh risked it all at that point 💀💀

dem0nic-queer-deactivated202308

anytime i see someone say eddies would love eating pussy i let out a little chuckle

my man sucks dick so hard its funny

arguablysomaya

Dick: This is a list of possible places Damian could’ve run off to this time Bruce: Bruce: This is a globe. Dick: Yeah, we have no fucking clue where he is