[itsmemikhail]

frozen looks gnarly as fuck

[countingteardropsintherain]

[s-ensitivus]

[vodkacupcakes]

me on halloween

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[itsmemikhail]

Answer

[buttholemonsters]

So how many of you are actually single right now?

reblog- single

like- taken

social experiment for tumblr :) 

[sentimental-apathy]

single and ready to mingle

[lovelystarlights]

single and scared to mingle because I have the social skills of a rock

[itsmemikhail]

random activity

[standingcowrrdly]

i hate saying stuff about myself in conversations or even saying “me too” because it feels like i’m always trying to turn the conversation around to make it about me because i’m a self-centered shitstick

[casualmalexlfan]

the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.

[best-of-funny]

X

[iraffiruse]

[best-of-funny]

X

[emisuarez314]

hot things to say during sex

frick yes

gosh dang

frick me harder

yowzah

frick yep

jebus frig

tongue punch my fart box

MTOEHR FR ICK

[lifehackable]

[itsmemikhail]

i guess my blog is dead

[did-you-know]

Source

[itsmemikhail]

fuck

[deathandtea]

Me on my way to steal your girlfriend.

[ohnoty911]

YOU CAN HAVE HER

[zeldas-llullaby-deactivated2015]

jeSUS

TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT MAN

[itsmemikhail]

BLKKK SKKKN HEAD

BLACK SKIN HEAD IS SO AWESOME IT JUST MAKES YOU SO PUMPED, I WAS SHOWERING LISTENING TO IT AND IT GOT SO INTENSE I HEADBUTTED THE WALL GOD DAMN DOES ANYONE WANNA RUN A MILE OR 9 WITH ME

[itsmemikhail]

WHY THE FUCK DO SO MANY GUYS THAT ARE (no homo) PRETTY FUCKING ATTRACTIVE KEEP LINKING MY PICTURES ON INSTAGRAM, THEY'RE LIKE IN THEY'RE 20'S AND I'M 14 WHAT THE FUCK 

[bored-im-blog]

NOM NOM NOM NOM

[saccharinsweet]

What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

[queencrash-deactivated20130729]

"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."