coolio @itsmethecoolguy - Tumblr Blog

Hiya, I'm cool. Welcome to my house, take a seat, make yourself comfortable. You may address me as "Sir".

I am a blight brought upon this world by the maker and choose to spend my time on earth being angry about it.

Things I'm a fan of:

Robots and computers

Vampires

Old movies

Computer games (as previously mentioned)

Cartoons

Music

D&D

Knights and armour

History (selective)

Folklore

Themes of religious dogma

Speculative biology/Fantasy biology

Body horror

Psychological horror

and probably even more, if you can believe it. Unfortunately, my interests are so broad (yet picky), this list of genres is the only way I can convey them to you.

Oh, yeah, and I draw. That's what I'm doing here. I'm not the best but be nice, I have an extremely fragile ego.

I'm not very good at introductions (and I probably won't post a lot) but I hope everyone likes me.

braindead internet twerps, go to hell!

#intro post #pinned intro #blog intro #the cool guy #← me #that's me #the cool guy i mean #hello #hi #hashtag #i love you

2-S

featuring miirage

#ultrakill #mirage ultrakill #tomodachi living the dream

kazelnoot

im v1 and im tons of fun

#im v2 i wanna get with you #someone else's art #hell itself #v1 ultrakill #doing the family guy death pose lwk #anyway uhh this is epic

helioxed

Cool robots don't look at explosions

#someone else's art #v1 ultrakill #god i wish i were them.....#they are a cool robot #they know it and that infuriates me #lowkey thought the explosion cloud was popcorn for a second and didn't question it #anyway this is awesome cool

itsmethecoolguy

Is this that "you may shipping" the kids are talking about?

they weren't kidding about living the dream

itsmethecoolguy

Update:

You're fucking me.

#dude #fuccckkkkkk #dude come onnnn!#was it something i said??#tomodachi living the dream

Okay...

#tomodachi living the dream #leigh look outside #i didn't really want to know that #i don't think that's as much of a brag as you think it is

lethargicleo

The Spine Comic

sorry I was trying to flirt

Tip Jar

Shout-out to my spouse @atrocious-aries - none of these comics would've been possible without their advice/critique!!!

#someone else's art #spine look outside #god she's hot #good lord #yes spine I DO like it #the only thing stopping me from letting her consume me is that you can't progress after the fact

hwljpg

i solely become yours | part 2

#someone else's art #gabv1el #this is so wonderfully soft #more of it please #if this doesn't happen in their final battle i threaten newblood with a bomb #i just want them to learn how much the other is like them

tmbgareok

mrfishtired

#someone else's art #ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabv1el #awwh a beautiful bug #what a amazing creature #i enjoy the visual of v1 trying to scramble free from gabriel's embrace #i like to think it doesn't know the difference between being grappled and being held comfortably #it's like if a wild animal was a robot

nebyoolah

Doodled a Sackboy after I watched my beautiful friend play Sackboy: A Big Adventure yesterday and it got me thinking about how much I love and miss this series. The BG is a little collage of stickers from the first game!

#someone else's art #littlebigplanet #sackboy #awwwwwwhhh #aaawwwwwhh #so cute #aaaawwwwwh #i've never played lbp