I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Dominance/submission and BDSM. Harry Potter. Lord Of The Rings. Star Wars. Supernatural. Firefly. Doctor Who. Merlin. Sherlock. Game Of Thrones. Buffy The Vampire Slayer. I am 20, a virgin, and am here to learn about D/s and to express and indulge my submissive sexuality and fantasies. I am English, in love with Viggo Mortensen, addicted to chocolate and a massive nerd. Feel free to message/ask/anon/submit - although i make no promise to reply. Im sarcastic, with the kind of humour that makes people groan; i love puns and word play, and questions that make me think. The weirder the ask, the more likely it is that i'll reply. NSFW = 18 and above only

[incorrect-lotr-trash]

Legolas: I wish you could block people in real life

Gimli: ignoring them

Boromir: restraining order

Aragorn: murder

[princess-slutface]

*day dreams about him slapping his dick against my tongue*

[marquis-de-la-rose-noire]

[unearthlydust]

[mulderscully]

You’re the one, Buffy.

[just-shower-thoughts]

There actually is a correct answer to whether a (non-metaphorical) glass is half full or half empty depending on whether you filled the glass or emptied it in order to reach the halfway point.

[snoljil]

Be thou, Aragorn, well.

[fyeahmovies]

The Favourite (2018) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos

[sakura-haruka]

#the coolest

[insanityclause]

Resistbot on Twitter:

“Stay the f— at home.”

[peachysapphic]

what if you made me grind on your thigh 🥺 and then mocked me for being so pathetic 🥵 haha unless 😳

[divinespairings]

Her prevailing strength is solely because of her. And her A L O N E.  

[vriginiawoolf]

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

[aowyn]

 LOTR GIFS 3/? - MORDOR

one ring to rule them all.

[melbrooks]

[nunyabizni]

I just died, this killed me

[lucifermorningnova-deactivated2]

I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this

[tour-of-torterra]

My english teacher played the whole song in class once. I think he was trying to describe postmodernism. 

[viciousboobielicious]

Just remember that Mark Hamil showed this to Carrie Fisher and they both couldn’t stop laughing. Its Luke and Leia Approved

[iwanttobeafirefly]

“I hate Brenda.”

[once-upon-a-time-there-was-agirl]

OMFG *snorts*

[fyeahmovies]

BLACK PANTHER (2018) dir. Ryan Coogler

[scissor-bby-deactivated20180711]

I’m such a slut for that condescending faux-sympathy voice that turns vicious so quick. Like when you whimper and they say, “aw, does that hurt you baby?” and you nod yes and they say “Good, it’s supposed to.”

[instructor144]

That voice is like my superpower. :p