It's not a bug, it's a feature

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When you hear that one of the developers has put an easter egg in the app for Halloween

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Quand tu te prends un nième tir de nerf en pleine face

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When you get a Nerf’s shot in the face, AGAIN

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Quand on te donner à ticket à passer en +1 sans tests à faire

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When you’re asked to give the QA’s approval for a ticket with no testing to do

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Quand on t’annonce que tu vas pouvoir tester ta feature complète à un jour du freeze

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When you’re asked to test your feature from A to Z on the day of the freeze

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Vendredi soir, 17h30

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Friday, 5:30 PM

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Quand un bug critique est découvert lors des tests d’intégration

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When a critical bug is found during integration tests

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Quand tu croules sous les tickets Jira mais que tu fais comme si tout allait bien

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When you are drowning under the amount of Jira tickets to test but you act like everything is ok

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Quand tes collègues se font des private jokes pendant les meetings

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When your colleagues are making private jokes during meetings

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Quand tes collègues voient que tu as apporté le petit déjeuner...

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When your colleagues see that you brought breakfast...

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.... et leurs têtes quand ils apprennent que le gâteau qu’ils ont dévoré était vegan et contenait du tofu.

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.... and their face when they realize the cake they ate was vegan and had tofu in it.

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Quand ton collègue te demande si Ranorex est un nom de dinosaure

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When a colleague asks you if Ranorex is a dinosaur name

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Quand ton dev te dis “tu peux pas test” et que tu ris bêtement

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Quand on te dit “ce n’est pas un bug, c’est une feature”

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When you’re told “it’s not a bug, it’s a feature”

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Hello from the QA’s side

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Quand l’auto-radio que tu dois tester refuse de se connecter à ton app’

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When the car radio you are supposed to test refuses to connect itself to your app’

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Quand tu oublies de verrouiller ton pc avant d’aller pisser et qu’à ton retour, quelqu’un a écrit plein de conneries avec ton compte Slack

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When you forget to log out from your laptop before peeing and when you’re back, someone wrote stupid stuffs with your Slack account

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Quand c’est ENFIN vendredi

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When it’s FINALLY friday