[mazzysky]

i could really use a fish right now fish right now fish right now

[mayra-quijotescx]

[ID: photo of a seal chowing down on a fish. End ID.]

[ollie-duck]

“We left rhetoric about Jews poisoning wells in the Middle Ages!”

Modern rhetoric:

[androdrawco]

Mmmph

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[omnicshrimp]

They're putting flouride in the water that turn the shrimps gay

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[fwizard]

I’m getting threatening scam emails from author john green

[palmer]

never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

[lemonitenite]

[averagefungus]

[kuudere-hime]

Friendly reminder that "AIPAC Money" is just the Left Wing way of saying "Jew Gold".

[originalleftist]

Yeah.

Big lobbying money in general is a problem in politics, but AIPAC is nowhere near the biggest contributor. Yet you wouldn't know that from how much people obsess about it, and paint it as single-handedly controlling US politics.

And we all know why that is, even if we don't all want to admit it.

[nitpickspot]

Anyone suggesting AIPAC is some kind of singularly corrosive problem in America has to get back to me about how much money Russia and China are also spending in American elections.

and why they think one of those problems is bigger than the other one

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[thebrightestwitchofherage]

I’m was watching a video about a Jewish custom, and the entire comment section was like this

It’s about anti Zionism my ass.

This is the case whenever a post has Hebrew/ Jewish symbols/ etc. it’s obviously not about Israel.

[thebrightestwitchofherage]

It’s been a while and this just happened again so here are the comments under a video about traditional clothing for orthodox Jewish men

Dozens of hateful antisemitic comments & so many “free Palestine”

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[therobotmonster]

[leothewerelion]

inshallah he will be drank

[myjetpack]

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

[catgirl-catboy]

What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.

[computer-wizard]

but what if

[jan-pi-suli-ala]

fucking spot the difference game

[tieflingkisser]

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[partywithponies]

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

[onion-souls]