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Check out my new standup special Politically Incorrect but the In is like drawn in in red handwriting font and it's kinda carroted in like the title was Politically Correct but then I was like nah and used a marker to change it to Politcally Incorrect

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Check out my twitter @Samphibious_ please

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guess who got to see some sunflowers the other day

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Sunflowers more like Funslowers, slowing down fun so you savor it more i feel like you dont appreciate me retweeting every pic of you and adding a joke to it

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i found a very pretty yellow wall today

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Wall, wall, wall. Ya found me.

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Im glad Taylor and Calvin broke up he didnt deserve her anyway, I don’t even know why she’d date a fucking dj in the first place

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I heard that he was jealous of her success which I think means he was jealous that she wasnt a fucking piece of shit dj

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Im glad Taylor and Calvin broke up he didnt deserve her anyway, I don't even know why she'd date a fucking dj in the first place

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Worst of AwesomeCon program guide

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Victor Hugo can go fuck himself

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“Who’s your best friend?” (sound on)

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Wow no notes on my painting, guess I shouldn't post that vague and sad love letter after all if it's gonna be like that

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Got so lonely that I decided to make a shitty painting

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Dytto - “Barbie Girl” Dance

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Holy fuck watch this

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@curly-average

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Timothy Dalton is an underrated bond

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@taylorswift how was your day

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How do I track tags I want to make sure my loyal followers can reach out to me

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Looks like today is Get-to-the-bottom-of-this day and I'm celebrating