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Jake: I'm tired of people telling me to 'go to the hospital' and that I've 'lost a lot of blood'. Amy: BECAUSE YOU HAVE??? Jake: It's my stab wound, not yours. Stay out of it.
Jake: I want to take Amy on a really fancy date. Jake: But I only have 11 dollars.
Jake: We're a great team because we're so different. Holt: True, I'm always right and you're always wrong.
Gina: Do you have anything to tell me? Jake: No??? Gina: Okay well your horoscope said that you're keeping secrets, so I don't wanna call you a liar but the stars don't lie ...
Rosa: Don't worry, Charles. We're with you. Gina: Are we? Rosa, elbowing her: Yes. We are.
Jake: Hello Rosa. Make anyone cry today? Rosa: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.
Holt: So your plan failed? Jake: It didn't fail, it was pre-successful.
Roger: Sometimes, I feel like I failed as your father. Jake: Sometimes?
Jake: Do you trust me? Holt: No. Jake: I'll take that as a yes.
BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 6.15 Return of the King
Charles: I'm amazed at how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of things. Gina: Not me. I'm important. Sucks for you though.
Jake: So Captain, do you have a date for Valentine's Day? Holt: Yes, I'm pretty sure it's February 14th.
Rosa: Your existence is confusing. Charles: How so? Rosa: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
Jake: Hey, I have to ask you a question. Jake: Will you be my valentine? Amy: We're married. Jake: But will you?
Terry: I heard an interesting rumor today.
Gina: Only one? I started at least 12
Jake: Amy and I are just friends, nothing else. Rosa: [sneezes] Rosa: Sorry, I'm just allergic to bullshit.
Rosa: I don't sweat
Charles: Everyone sweats
Jake: Not Rosa
Amy: Rosa never sweats
Charles: What do you mean she never sweats?
Rosa: Sweating is gross so I don't do it