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Woke little sister, flushed and in between heavy breaths: "we should be doing this. It's perfectly fine. Incest taboos are based in eugenics."

santos-dreaming

walk with me here

trinity who has slept with a beat up well loved teddy bear for as long as she can remember. he’s had multiple ‘surgeries’ to patch him up where he’s worn thin and stuffing has begun to peek out. very inventively named ‘ted’.

except she doesn’t want yolanda to see ted when they start hooking up, so ted goes in her nightstand and comes out on nights where she’s the only one in the bed

then her and yolanda fall into an actual relationship, the sort that when yolanda’s building has no water, trinity doesn’t think twice before chucking yolanda her apartment keys at the end of a shift, tells her she’ll meet her there once she’s all caught up with her own work

doesn’t really think much of it, they were supposed to be staying the night at yolanda’s but it is what it is. finally gets home herself and yolanda is already in bed, sat against the headboard reading a book. and trinity realises that she’d left ted out that morning, obviously not expecting her girlfriend to be staying over.

but the surgeon has him propped up against trinity’s pillows, tucked under the covers so only his little face is peeking out and trinity embarrassingly finds herself tearing up.

maebbyfruit

“I use AI because I don’t have the means to bring my creative visions to life otherwise 🥺” There is a man on youtube making a sitcom where he plays all the characters and it’s actually pretty entertaining so maybe try a little harder

thisbisexualbrainrot

This made me laugh so hard omg I love Goose

I hope they make a new project eventually with a less toxic fanbase

amorphousamalgam

The first thing I thought when I saw the last episode was, places swapped 🥀

averinna

Look at his dramatic ass, experimenting NOT controlling a game

bambibonnieboo

"Stop hyping up ugly mascs/butches/studs just cus they're mascs/butches/studs!!" As if people (both queer and not) are not constantly criticising, harrassing, harming and blatantly dehumising mascs, butches and studs because they don't live up to your idea of what a woman should be like. FUCK YALL!!!

This idea of superiority other queer people have over each other is honestly disgusting, and I'm over it. We're a community. You aren't into butches? I can assure you they do not care. But stop bullying your own community and ignoring all of the beautiful and brave queer people who came before us and fought for you and me.

Lesbians wouldn't be where we are if it weren't for butches and dont forget that.

Butches make the world spin around!❤️

forgetmaenott

Caine did all of this to get back to the humans while believing they fully intended to kill him.

Oh Caine the beautifully written character you are.

starredforlife

okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!

aragima

is it just me or did the second question have anybody else like

truefangirlheart

lady-viccy

lmao the whiplash

also giant sea monster

jominusjo

Uh.. Mummy?

That’s honestly a new one for me

void-things

I got vampire, which tracks because I’ve never been beating the allegations of wanting to be a blood doll.

forgetmaenott

Caine being part of the digital circus’s found family 🤍🐝

I couldn’t think of a more satisfying ending for my beloved denture man. His ending is so beautiful and God I cried so hard in joy. I love him so.

deathdaydreamm

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

deathdaydreamm