Infected With A Permanent Clock-Lover Illness!

(This user is 18 years old) (PLEASE READ PINNED POST) THIS BLOG IS RECOMMENDED FOR USERS 16+ I AM FIXATING ON MEDIA UNSUITABLE FOR YOUNGER AUDIENCES. (They/Them) (Call me Cyrus!) I tend to draw clock OCs but I also usually make art for my hyperfixations (main fixations atm are: The Neo-Futurists, Jackbox Games, Clocks/Horology, The Outlast Trials)

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🩵 Intro Post (including commission info) (PLEASE READ!) (Last updated: May 18th 2026)

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🩵 Hello!! My name is Cyrus, I am 18 and my birthday is April 14. I am nonbinary and use They/Them pronouns, and I am AroAce.

📌 (IMPORTANT NOTE(S)):

MY BLOG IS CURRENTLY RECOMMENDED FOR USERS 16+. I’m sorry, but due to the media I am currently fixating on (The Neo-Futurists, YOU DON’T KNOW JACK, The Outlast Trials) which tend to be adult-oriented through their subjects (very serious topics, adult-humor, suggestive themes (however I USUALLY won’t post about those) etc.) I don’t want younger people looking at my blog and coming across content unsuitable for them!

This isn’t too much of an important note, but I DO often get really embarrassed/nervous about the idea of creators of things I like seeing my art (or me in general), so if I seem nervous about specific pieces of fanart or random posts it’s probably because I’m thinking about that possibility and getting anxious because of it 😭 (on that note I LOVE talking about creators I like/find cool/find art-inspiration in but because of this I often won’t do it publicly bc the idea of them seeing posts like that makes me SO embarrassed)

⚙️ Latest Update: edited some things related to interests idk

🚫 DNI: The obvious, racists, homophobes, transphobes, bigots, a specific person I met from the Jackbox Games fandom (who I will not be naming for their privacy, but they know who they are), proshippers, literally anyone who supports pedophilic shit I can’t believe I have to say this (note: I don’t harass proshippers, I just ignore and block them and if they see me I just hope they block me back)

🩵 Interests/Things I Like (Bolded = active interest, Italics = on-and-off interest, Default Text = I just enjoy it but it isn’t usually an active interest):

The Neo-Futurists

You Don’t Know Jack/Jackbox Games

It’s a Small World

Horology (Clocks)

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared

The Outlast Trials (I AM CURRENTLY ONLY POSTING ABOUT IT TO AN 18+ ONLY SIDEBLOG! @ontheclockwithmurkoff )

DHMIS Padlock (you know that one tumblrsexyman/womanification of Sketchbook and Tony. I’m sorry lmao)

Epic Mickey

Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning

Parappa The Rapper

Kirby

Pokémon

Miis

Nintendo in general

Sewing my own plushies

Making art (obviously)

Character design

Watching movies I enjoy over and over for who knows what reason

Drawing characters I like as other things I like (zombies, Kirbys, Pokémon and Pokémon trainers, etc.) Idk why. It’s fun

Fatherly characters are my ultimate weakness

Clock characters

Disney Theme Park history and attractions

Jack Conte’s music

⭐️ Favorite Characters (Bolded = Absolute Favorites that tend to be my main comfort characters, Italics = Favorites, also comfort characters, Default Text = I just love these characters a lot but they’re not usually comforting):

Schmitty (YOU DON’T KNOW JACK/Jackbox Games)

The Clock Tower (Epic Mickey)

Glockenspiel (It’s a Small World Disneyland)

Clock Tower (It’s a Small World Disneyland Paris)

Dialga (Pokémon)

Tony The Talking Clock (DHMIS)

Kirby (Kirby)

Prince Fluff (Kirby, Kirby’s Epic Yarn)

Oswald the Lucky Rabbit (Disney)

SOME of own OCs for some reason (particularly Cosmo and Rollie Futuro)

Baldi Baldimore

🩵 COMMISSIONS:

I have reworked my commissions and commission info is on my Carrd! Check it out! https://beepsparks.carrd.co/

BeepSparks' Workshop!

A somewhat personal carrd for an artist (username BeepSparks) that contains some info, art, and commission info.

Currently, my commissions are: OPEN!

⭐️ Things I like Collecting!:

Physical You Don’t Know Jack games (I actually have a very big collection right now)

Literally anything related to The Neo-Futurists because I’m stuck states away from Illinois and Chicago

Physical Kirby games

Clocks

Shiny Pokémon (if that counts)

Pokémon cards

Plushies of things I like

General merch of things I like

Care Bears

Retro consoles and physical retro games I like

Pins of things I like (Kirby, It’s a Small World, Pokémon, and clock characters are examples)

⚠️ TRIGGERS/THINGS IM UNCOMFORTABLE WITH, some of these can be brought up/mentioned but be careful because it can make me feel panicked if I’m not in a good mental state in that moment, also don’t show me images or videos of these things please but mentioning them is okay for the most part, genuine triggers will be in red:

Breaking clocks (already broken clocks is iffy already, im not sure, be careful about that, don’t ask where it came from, I genuinely don’t know. Probably because I’m very attached to them as a whole for comfort)

Earthquakes (I think I have seismophobia and I don’t think I’ve ever gotten over it since it started over a decade ago, I don’t even know why I have it, I have never been in an earthquake.)

The introduction scene for Choo Choo at the beginning of the Transport episode of DHMIS (iykyk also blends with the seismophobia thing)

Footage of that time the It’s a Small World facade caught on fire

Any general footage of damage to It’s a Small World

I’m really sorry if these sound weird or specific, Idk. It’s just a thing with me.

🩵 Anyway, enjoy my blog! :p

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Just caved and bought airpods after dealing with breaking wired earbuds every 3 months or so. I’m already experiencing hallucinations (trying to use the volume buttons you’d normally see on wired earbuds and realizing they’re not there)

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Hello! How r you??? Who's your Fav Ydkj Host if wondering... trying to start a conversation or something

You’re asking the guy with the Neo-Futurists hyperfixation who their favorite YDKJ host is… lol sorry. I’m doing good! My favorite YDKJ host (and favorite fictional character in general tbh) is Schmitty. I could go on for HOURS about why I like him. Even beyond his character, I’m also admittedly a fan of his VA. (Despite me usually being too embarrassed to say such despite it being probably glaringly obvious)

I Schmitty fan’d too hard that too much of my fanart appears when you search him up online and I ended up getting a hyperfixation (more than Jackbox and YDKJ) on some ENTIRELY unrelated thing that his VA worked on 😭 I love both and have the tendency to talk about Jackbox more though. Mainly bc it’s easier to talk about + I get embarrassed easily when infodumping about the Neo-Futurists which makes me shut up

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Thinking about getting (Switch 1 version) Pokemon Legends Z-A (and skipping the dlc rn) since I have enough gift card money to basically only pay 20 dollars out of my own wallet for it but idk. I find Pokemon Legends Arceus VERY boring and tedious and especially don’t like its pokedex. However I seem to like the Legends Z-A dex way more.

Also I’m a BIG shiny hunter. Uhmmmm. I’m thinking. Hmmmmm.

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Made a lineup of all of Schmitty’s main outfits! Obviously not height accurate because I could only make the canvas so big, but the point is just to show all outfits in one image.

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Look who finally made some art holy moly. I needed to finish all of Schmitty’s main outfits both before ArtFight and before any potential Jackbox announcements because we have no clue if Schmitty’s coming back this year or not.

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I AM OFFICIALLY A HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATE!

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I keep thinking about the small chance I COULD MAYBE go to Chicago again this summer… hopefully… hehe

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would you rather fight 50 chicken sized schmittys or one schmitty size binjpipe owned wood chipper

That wood chipper is going down. Trust me I got this (I have no clue if I’d win or not)

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I might just be stoned to death

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Hey! I’m moving my Outlast Trials posting to an (18+ ONLY) sideblog!

@ontheclockwithmurkoff

I’m doing this mainly because The Outlast Trials is way more explicit compared to my other interests (both in the game itself and also how the fandom behaves), which risks my minor followers from other fandoms accidentally running into content unsuitable for them. Also, I want to stop flooding my main profile as well as perhaps the main tags for The Outlast Trials with meaningless yaps 😭

Anyway, go follow that if you’re one of my recent Outlast Trials followers. Idk. Anyway I need a better pfp for that sideblog bc idk what to put it as so it’s just my reagentsona 😭

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Tempted to make an 18+ Outlast Trials sideblog mainly bc of the game’s content (it is M rated for a reason and also it’s. It’s Outlast.) and how I do have minors following me here so I’m a little worried about accidentally exposing someone to content ABSOLUTELY unsuitable for them. Also it’s difficult to yap about most characters (especially Coyle who’s a favorite of mine) without bringing up how freaky they are, or just. Omg just anything in this game bro 😭 the Police Station ohhh my god THE ENTIRE ENVIRONMENT WARRANTS THAT M RATING ALONE BRO

All of that and also so I stop flooding my main with Outlast Trials posting with my stupid gameplay experiences or me wanting to pick at characters’ brains to see why they are the way they are

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Mini Erik Mii compilation because he’s a cutie patootie and very sweet on my island

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Updated Mii lineup… not much changed tbh aside from some designs, clothes, and new Miis getting added

I’m tempted to add more Outlast Trials characters to my island but I’m so lazyyyyyy

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I think I’ve played enough Prime Time and have encountered Prime Assets enough times to fully determine who I find the least scary and who I find the most scary! (Spoiler alert: I may be the only person ever to genuinely be afraid of Coyle (despite him being my favorite Prime Asset still))

Long post with little separated paragraphs warning this might be annoying asf to read

Prime Assets ranked by who I personally find the least scary to the most scary in-game (all of this is based on personal experience and general feelings about the character)

(Note: I’ve pretty much been grinding Prime Time as of recent by just replaying Gather The Children Of God (on introductory mode) over and over. Getting consistent As and beating it in less than 30 minutes. So there’s the chance that some Prime Assets are actually scarier on specific maps.)

5 (Least Scary): Franco Barbi! He really doesn’t do anything. He’s shot me like four different times and jumped me twice but otherwise he’s incredibly easy to deal with, spawns the least for whatever reason, and is funny to ragebait. I absolutely love his voice and especially dialogue from when he’s angry. Also I think his white suit makes him easier to spot compared to others, so yeah. Least scary Prime Asset for me (and also actually my least favorite out of all Prime Assets in general, but that does NOT mean I hate him. I like him! I just prefer the others more. Sorry Franco!)

4: Liliya Bogomolova. I thought I’d be afraid of her the most due to her jumpscares, but it’s actually not bad at all! Also, while she IS sneaky, I have caught onto her basic whispers vs. her actual dialogue from when she’s nearby, so I can tell when she’s present (usually, trying to sneak up from behind me). I like how she reacts differently to being hit with bottles and bricks compared to everyone else. Anyway. My main reason for not being scared of her is actually that I just think she’s super cool. I love her design, her voice is great, I love her dialogue, and I like her mysterious and alluring energy, so I actually get a little happy seeing her sometimes. Her speed definitely does put me on edge sometimes because I usually can’t tell when she’s just looking for me vs. when she’s actually started a chase (which has resulted in me throwing bottles and then accidentally ACTUALLY getting myself into a chase with her), but again, she’s too cool for me to be afraid of her. I’ve even said “hey girl!” A few times when I run into her.

3: Mother Gooseberry! The main thing that gets me about her is actually her roaming. For whatever reason, oftentimes she WILL be present, but I can’t see where she is until it’s either too late, or she’s extremely close to me. Multiple times has she snuck up on me from behind, even in chases with other Prime Assets. Also, the bleeding effect can actually put me in danger health-wise. Moreover on the roaming thing, she gets DANGEROUSLY close to me incredibly often. Either being 2 inches away from grabbing me and attacking me in hallways, or even just taking a peek near wherever I’m crouching even in the bigger rooms in the orphanage. So I get nervous wondering whether she’s gonna see me, or if she’s just going to walk past like nothings there. She’s also incredibly good with hearing for whatever reason?? I notice other Prime Assets sometimes won’t gaf if they hear futtermines explode, or bottles breaking, but istg every single time I throw something at a futtermine, accidentally make a futtermine explode, or throw anything in general, I hear her immediately respond and start walking over to wherever the sound was made. How is she that perceptive to noise. What. But I do like her character! I find her to be a bit cute, regardless of the scares I get from her sometimes. Her dialogue is pretty fun, too. Dr. Futterman is pretty funny, and any conversations between Phylis and Futterman make me want to follow them to hear what they’ll say next.

2: The Kress Twins. Getting hit by Arora’s poison actually isn’t that bad, and it gives me like 2 seconds to start running (after throwing up of course) before Otto starts coming after me. They’re actually on a pretty similar level to Gooseberry, I ALMOST fear them equally. I just think the Kress Twins are slightly more scary due to both the risk of projectiles, and Otto doing the same thing as Gooseberry where he’ll somehow catch me off guard and attack me from behind. (Also, similar to Gooseberry, they’ll often catch me in tight hallways. Paired with them seemingly having a larger hitbox, if they’re walking down the same hallway as I am, it’s an almost guaranteed attack and chase.) They’re also pretty good at still spotting me even after I’ve hidden and started crouching in the dark, so they’re capable of keeping the chase for slightly longer. However their presence usually isn’t for long. While they do appear SLIGHTLY more than Franco for me (although they’re also a little rare to come by), they’re also the fastest to leave. If they don’t spot me, they’re outta there almost as soon as they came. As for character, I think they have one of the coolest designs in the game. (And it’s a shame that they don’t often get fanart or merch and even fanmade merch as much as others because they’re slightly more complicated to draw (or people immediately despise them bc of the. Y’know. Incest.) While I don’t find the design scary, I do however find it cool and a little creative. Their dialogue (aside from the incest, ew) is also pretty entertaining. Pretentious, rich, and believing they’re better than me because they’re conjoined twins is interesting to listen to. Also, I have a fondness for slasher characters that are “unconventional”. While most Prime Assets are starting to get grey hairs, I think the Kress Twins being actually old (and Otto being fat) makes them even more interesting. Idk. I’d love to see more old fat people get to kill with blades rather than the usual skinny young person. (Oh yeah, speaking of blades, while I think all weapons used by Prime Assets are cool, the buzzsaw is pretty neat and I like that one animation where Otto sparks it on the ground.) Honestly after writing all of this, I think the Kress Twins are like… uhmmm… I couldn’t really make a ranking on my favorite prime assets because I like all of them and love Liliya, Gooseberry, and the Kress Twins equally, but I actually really like the Kress Twins a lot (again, hate the incest, but otherwise their character is very interesting)

1 (Most Scary): Leland Coyle. I don’t even know, man. I used to think he wasn’t scary at all with his freaked out dialogue. He’s even the easiest Prime Asset to deal with. But something about that man… it scares me. You’d think what’d actually scare me is a silent character. Someone you couldn’t hear approaching. But no. Multiple times have I heard Coyle’s electric crackling and immediately started panicking going “WHERE IS HE” if I don’t see him. Especially if I’m on some kind of objective and have limited visibility or movement. Maybe I’m afraid of the anticipation? Sometimes I’ll hear his voice after either missing the alert sound cue for someone spawning or just not knowing who spawned and I’ll start worrying. Yesterday it was to the point where I started whimpering like a pathetic dog because he wouldn’t stop getting in my way and seeing me (and he just WOULDN’T LEAVE). TWICE in the same trial last night he spawned right when I was about to exit the Orphanage to carry a child mannequin to the van and it scared me as he walked past the entrance (one of those times he even STARED AT ME for a moment before passing by). The way he creeps close to my location almost every time I’m hiding in the dark. It’s like I’m a magnet to him. That time I was on the run from someone and he did that stupid door knock before breaking in because he heard me in the room, which scared me more than me literally just getting out of a chase. The way almost every time I mention him or hope he doesn’t show up, HE SPAWNS OR WALKS IN. I think his yelling when he chases you makes me more frightened. His ai might be stupid for most, but not for me, apparently! Every time I turn a corner and think I lost him, he’s standing right there. He’s somehow spotted me in the dark a few times even when I’m crouching and making no noise. Last night I was hiding while he was somewhat close, and he turned and SPRINTED to me, causing me to actually YELP for the first time ever while playing this game, hit me, then ran back to the ex-pop door to leave. He literally hit me with a drive-by. It’s like he knows that I’ve developed a fear of him. He gives me barely any time to react to him beginning to chase me (usually because he’ll already be very close), he’s weirdly fast, somehow sees me in the dark more than others, and, while doing it less than others, has ALSO attacked me from behind. I have begun to experience genuine fear at the sound or sight of him, praying he stays wherever he is when I see his smoke or electricity from a distance. Again, IT’S LIKE HE KNOWS THIS, AND HE WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE. Even if he’s my favorite, thinking about how cruel and violent he is while writing my reagentsona’s relationship with him, and spending too much time in the Police Station previously grinding using Kill The Snitch and observing the details within it has made me process how terrifying he is as a character concept, which I think influenced how I see him in normal gameplay. I feel so stupid for being afraid of the one Prime Asset almost everyone can’t take seriously and wants to make out with, but oh my god if you guys where in my mind and experiencing my personal gameplay on solo I think at least one person would understand 💔 I gave myself the Tetris Effect AGAIN last night and kept thinking I saw blue electricity in my house while doing things in the dark and it freaked me out (also I kept hearing the sound from the defective TVs). Why is Coyle so scary he shouldn’t be that scary 💔 his inevitable new trial (and likely buff too) next season does not bode well for me if I am literally making worried faces, making small whimpers, and feeling my heart rate increase when he shows up. ☹️☹️ Dr. Easterman I’m scared stop letting him harass me

Welp! I’m still having fun though. I love this game. I fear I am addicted to The Outlast Trials! Also honestly I hope I’m not the only one actually afraid of Coyle because now I look ridiculous being perfectly okay with Liliya but then COYLE is the one I am most afraid of.