[santa]

me, reading my completely incoherent essay and deciding its ready to be submitted for 30% of my final grade

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

this guy i dont even know or follow just started talking to me on insta i hate this

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

[peteneems]

[pleasedontsqueezetheshhh]

[hateit3000-deactivated20190216]

[pro-diversity]

english teacher: why is there so much conflict throughout history?

me:

[g0ds-favorite]

[gifsboom]

[youngbloodbuzz]

#when you pull an all nighter and your friends ask you if u ok

[deletemurdock]

[sirheisenberg]

[lunar-skies]

[itsnotjc]

me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

[meanplastic]

[itsnotjc]

New Yorker 1, on his deathbed: b..bada bing...

New Yorker 2, crying: bada boom.. bada.. boom..

[fagsindubai-deactivated20170815]

[thebootydiaries]

me: call 911 i’m in pain i just got stabbed

white girl with 3 chokers and a 21 pilots temporary tattoo: pain? ha, as if you know what that is. real pain is love becau

[born-hip-hoper]

[hiiigh-liife]

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