itsnotloopus

Yasmeen. Cairo.

[cockatielcutie-deactivated20170]

when telling the temperature, it’s important to note that °C stands for “Correct” and °F stands for “Fake”

[thebootydiaries]

me: *walking casually toward to pet store exit*

employee: ma’am, did u or did u not put a kitten in ur purse

me:

employee: ma’am,

me: *slowly taking a kitten out of my purse* i guess u could say the cat is out of the bag haha :) 

employee:

me: lol :)

employee:

me: :) 

[linda-belcher]

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

[tealesbian]

imagine having foreign relations like this.

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

relationship goals

[youre-damnright]

Bonus:

[currentvibes]

[chainsawpunk]

[pixalry]

Disney Character Oil Paintings - Created by Heather Theurer

Prints available for sale here.

[sextronautt]

how can lawyers argue without crying 

[exceptionals]

when ur clothes are slightly different shades of black and dont match

[babyanimalgifs]

[miraclewhipofficial]

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

[phil-the-stone-deactivated20180]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine + tumblr textposts, THE CONTINUING SAGA

[albanesa-deactivated20241228]

You’d think he’d be talking about a girlfriend lmao

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Dare you detray the TSA

[freexcitizen-deactivated2016110]

Nice

[therothwoman]

Chaotic Neutral

[oknope]

so sick of looking at my purse and not seeing $20,000

[unsounded]

[gloomgays-deactivated20190514]

not sure if my mother knows what this means

[heeyy-its-aj]

I physically cannot breathe