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I love when Squidward calls Spongebob Sponge it’s so intimate. You can tell that underneath his typical hostility that there’s a softness between them that Squidward cannot deny

afroesoteric

AIDS epidemic era Bikini Bottom was not kind to young sensitive gay squids coming into themselves whilst trying to manifest an increasingly elusive career in the arts. Queer joy was stolen from Squidward by time and cruelty. Seeing Spongebob’s unabashed joyfulness living as an out gay man in a conservative town can be incredibly triggering and it makes sense Squidward often reacts with hostility and annoyance. But once the annoyance subsides there is a softness and a deep fond love that is both terrifying and wonderful…

emotargaryen

one of the tweets of all time to me

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mustard snob canon

despazito

doubleca5t

fuzzynecromancer

akashicrecord

me using my jailbroken wiimote to anally pleasure a man in kentucky 400 miles away

akashicrecord

Can somebody please @ emily blunt on twitter and show her this

choco-cheese

been playing a lot of sudoku lately…

chuuphic

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syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

fixed it

laura-the-swarming

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

death-limes

7x3=21 subverts expectations. 7x3 does not feel like it should produce a number as high as 21, plus the digits involved are 1, 2, 3, and....7? Instead of the expected 0 or 4 to produce a set of adjacent numbers?Unexpected. Avant-garde. Rebellious.

8x7=56 is the exact opposite. 8x7 feels like it should produce kind of a high number, and lo, it does. And the digits involved? 5, 6, 7, and 8. Adjacent numbers; they're "supposed" to go together. Very expected, formulaic. Conformist, even.