Larrie

Nikki, 30, alway's fucking winning

[itsnotreal]

Moodboard by the lovely, amazing @wemadethishome thank you so much ily🥺

Told You So

Word Count: 5k

Rating: Explicit

Or Louis' grandmother loved to meddle in his life no matter how much he told her to give it up.

Ready To Live, Ready To Die

Word Count: 6k Rating: Mature Or a will to live comes from an opportunity to give up his life. Though, how can Louis face immortality when he doesn’t even want to continue his mortality?

When I’m With You

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 1k Harry gets a little bratty, don’t worry Louis knows just how to handle him.

The Wind It Held Us Up

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 14k Or Louis had a feeling there was life on other planets, he just hadn’t expected to meet someone from one.

Sink Into You

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 1k Or who’s really in charge? They loved battling it out. Winner gets an orgasm. Loser gets an orgasm… plus a little extra treat.

Downpours and Soup

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 1.4k Or they really should invent rain jackets that actually keep the rain out. Maybe he wouldn’t have ended up almost naked in front of Louis.

Completely Oblivious

Rating: Mature Word Count: 1k Or an interaction with a stranger helps these two finally figure their shit out.

Tell Me What To Do

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 700 Harry loved when Louis got like this. It was even better when it was in public.

You Can Try To Hide

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 6k Harry has managed to keep his innermost thoughts at bay when he’s around Louis, but what happens when he shows up unannounced one night when Harry’s at his most vulnerable.

Lacy Little Secret

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 6k

Or Harry learned a very valuable lesson that day: always check to make sure it’s the right car before getting in.

Makes Me Feel Alive

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 8k

Louis hated when people came in to get tattooed and couldn’t sit still— bunch of fucking squares is what they were. If only that had been the issue for his newest client.

Go For A Spin

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 1k

Really, who could blame Louis for not keeping his hands to himself when Harry was wearing such tiny ass shorts?

Currant Affairs

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 8k

What happens when Louis judges a book by its cover? Well— to put it plainly, it makes him a complete asshole. Hopefully Harry will forgive him for his mistakes.

Hung Up On You

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 11k

Louis received a dick pick from a stranger and normally, he'd be completely furious at something like that— except, whomever it was, had a super nice dick. If only the person attached to it hadn't turned out to be a complete asshole.

Feelin’ It Out

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 3k

Or out having drinks with Liam leads Harry to a sushi date with Louis, the beautiful man he kept catching eyes with across the room.

Lapful of Lou

Rating: Mature

Word Count: 2k

Or they are both idiots and it takes a drunk Harry (with no brain to mouth filter) to get things going.

There You Are

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 8k

Harry couldn't believe he let Niall talk him into going to another album release party. After last time, he swore he'd never go to another one. It didn't take much for him to cave, though he really should've held his ground this time. Maybe he wouldn't have gotten into this sticky situation.

Take Away Your Breath

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 700

Louis was somehow the worst and best husband in the entire world. He knew just what to do to get Harry riled up and over the edge.

(Route)r To Your Heart

Rating: Mature

Word Count: 1.5k

Harry’s upstairs neighbor is loud as fuck. What better way to deal with the problem than by being passive aggressive with his WiFi’s name?

Unleashing Adoration

Word Count: 6k

Rating: Explicit

Harry needs a new job. Louis’ schedule has gotten a bit busy lately, so he trusts that Niall will find someone who can take care of his dog, Clifford, a few days a week. Somehow, Harry gets the job; and maybe a little more than he bargained for.

Just Doob It

Word Count: 2k

Rating: Explicit

Whoever’s idea it was to try edibles was a fucking idiot— or wait, no— maybe a genius. Actually, yeah. Definitely a genius.

Seal The Deal

Rating: Mature

Word Count: 2k

Harry’s been getting Louis Tomlinson’s mail for months, even though he told the mailman, multiple times, that he lived in apartment two and Louis lived in apartment eight.

Force To Bee Reckoned With

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 3k

Niall was a meddling bastard, but that was alright. This time Harry would allow it, because it ended with him going home with the beautiful blue-eyed farmer.

Trippin’, Stumblin’

Rating: Mature

Word Count: 4K

Harry was falling for Louis. No, really. He was literally falling for Louis— well, okay, maybe it was because of him. Technicalities.

Hit Paws - for the birthday gal @medicinehrry 🎁🧁

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 1.3k

Or Away From Home Festival shenanigans ensue.

Walk It Off

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 3k

Louis had a hard time keeping his hands to himself when he and Harry were in public, but he had just the solution on how to apologize for teasing the poor man while they were out to dinner with friends.

Could Be A Catastrophe

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 29k

Or Louis is one of the two veterinarians in town and somehow gets lucky enough for Harry’s three cats to be his clients.

What’re The Odds?​

Rating: Mature  

Word Count: 4k

or Louis loses at a game of Odds, but does he really lose in the end?

Went Down In Flames

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 27k

Or the Fake Relationship AU, where Louis makes up a boyfriend that’s tall and has green eyes named Harry Styles, only for there to be an actual Harry Styles who just happens to be best friends with Niall.

Like A Beacon On The Bay

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 4k

Liam manages to talk Harry into singing for his wedding and someone just happens to crash the party.

Replay

Rating: E for Everyone

Word Count: 11k

Harry moves in across the street and they really hit it off

Higher, Further, Faster

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 31k

Or the one where Harry decides to go to college regardless of what his team warns him about and has to face the consequences, some of which aren’t so terrible after all. There’s anger, confusion, laughter and love. Mix in a bit of FIFA and a boy who plays soccer at the college Harry goes to and it just might be the happily ever after he didn’t know he wanted.

My Kind Of Pretty

Written by @itsnotreal for @1dcountryfest

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 17k

Help needed ASAP!!!

Someone with a truck and two strong arms! Just come to Darling Jo’s Farm down by the rusty water tower to do an interview. Available anytime! All you have to do is show up! Don’t apply if you’re scared of dirt and you’re not willing to work from sunup til sundown. Room available if you need a place to stay for a cheap price.

Angel On My Sofa

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 4K

Harry's girlfriend is using him to make her ex jealous, Louis realizes, but Harry doesn't. What happens when Louis voices his thoughts on the matter?

Too Close by myself (@itsnotreal )

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 1.7k

Harry doesn’t know how to grind. At least that’s what he told Louis.

The Kind Of Love I’ve Been Dreamin’ Of

Written by @itsnotreal for @bhficfest !

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 8.7k

or Harry just really wanted Louis to dance with him and it wasn't just because of the alcohol coursing through his veins.

Oops

Rating: Explicit

Words: 3k

Harry accidentally calls Louis when he tries to remember his ex’s number that he deleted.

Let Me Down Easy by me @itsnotreal

Rating: E for Everyone (get your mind outta the gutter)

Words: 1.4k

Harry gets jealous in the drive-thru. Louis catches on. Feelings are spilled. But are they reciprocated?

Pour Decisions

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 12k

Prompt 80: AU where drunk!Louis fills out a fake job application for hot boss Harry Styles, including lurid details about his ‘desired position’ and ‘qualifications,’ and accidentally submits that instead of the real one.

Your Good Time

Rating: Explicit

Words: 3k 

Louis and Harry meet in a bar when Harry’s date is an ass. Inspired by Temporary Fix.

They Could Be Siblings

Rating: Mature

Words: 11k  

Harry and Louis are stuck working on a project together for class. Everything is going fine until one day Harry sees Louis with this pretty girl at the local coffee shop.

[porterdavis]

This would get my vote

[flea883]

And refund the money they stole back to the American people.

If we don't import oil, get off Opec prices.

[liberalsarecool]

Is he talking about Iran or Minneapolis?

Rubio is so far removed from reality, he has no idea of his clownish scolding performance.

Dude, the vicious regime is you.

[alltoowsll]

GOD BLESS AMERICA. AND HE NAMED EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN COUNTRY

[unhinged-kitten]

i’m “house phone” years old

[alltoowsll]

HE REALLY SAID GOD BLESS AMERICA (THE CONTINENT NOT THE US ONLY) AND I LOVE HIM FOR THAT

[lovingstheantidote]

Anne via IG 🥰

[hummingbirdsaltimolockia]

do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don’t do it hungry. eat a snack first

[glowcowboy]

can i be your significant bother

[grlfriendrry]

gathered by hand (stained in blue)

50K | out now for @bottom-harry-ficfest | read here

After burning a frozen pizza, newly single father Louis reluctantly signs up for a beginner’s cooking class to do better by his daughter, Juniper. He does not anticipate the instructor, hot and charming, Chef Harry Styles, or how quickly learning to cook becomes something else entirely.

I’m so excited to kick off bhff 🤍 i hope you like this one.

[liberalsarecool]

Abolish ICE is the moderate position.

[ohevoyev]

ICE shot another civilian in minneapolis this morning

[ohevoyev]

state officials confirm the individual has died ... ICE executed another person in broad daylight. and they've begun escalating against protesters in the area.

[itsnotreal]

The Wind It Held Us Up

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 14k

Louis should’ve known he was fucked from the beginning. Honestly, he blamed it on fate. Maybe it was, maybe it wasn’t. But, it was the only logical explanation he could come up with. They were destined to meet. It had been set up by the universe. That was the only thing that made sense.

It all started one afternoon when Louis had left his mates house. They had spent the afternoon watching football. It was the main reason he had gone over there— well, that, and the fact that Liam had just got out of a particularly bad relationship.

Louis went over there hoping to cheer the lad up and, thankfully, it had worked. When he’d left at a little after five o’clock, the other man had a giant smile plastered on his face, and had given Louis a giant bear hug as thanks.

That was when it all fell into place really.

Or Louis had a feeling there was life on other planets, he just hadn’t expected to meet someone from one.

[summer-lovin-09]

“We belong together” being the main chorus of Aperture. Releasing it the same day as Louis’ album. You tryna tell us something, Harry?

[louisarmpits]

Louis and Harry are releasing their best music yet this is incredible I’m so happy to be living through this right now

[lovrito]

#WHEREARETHELOUIES

[hiddiesareout]

we’re so back