It's Not Spacist If It's True

Parodying Social Ills Through Aliens since 2014

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I approve teaching only human culture in public schools!  Teaching "alien culture" to aliens only re-teaches them scary alien things! http://bit.ly/13p0MvV

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Do Deep Ones have sanity? I thought they only took ours to replenish their own squandered reserves.

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Just dolled up with some Po'Thak juice from a local farmer's market in San Angeles. Buy Terran! #localproduce

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Sure, a lot of Bothans died getting information, but a lot of Humans died bringing down the deathstar. I don't think we should distract from the heroes here for the sake of some token bull.

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I'm not shitting on Twil'leks but if you're going to come to our planet to be a musician, you could at least learn a second song.

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Dude just told me he was Bothan.  I was all like, "What's a Bothan?"  He was all like, "A lot of our people died to get your people Imperial plans" and I was all like "Well it can't be that important if I didn't learn about it in school"

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IMO, Greedo got what he deserved for antagonizing a guy with a gun.

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91% of District 9 murders are caused by District 9 aliens.  The truth isn't spacist, people.

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I don't have a problem with asexuals, I just wish they wouldn't mitose in public.

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It'll only take three words to destroy our Earth. Black. Market. Tribbles.

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Just watched an Elder Thing spit out a hot dog and go for candied ants instead.  They're just not trying to assimilate to human culture.

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The prof's AI assistant just marked me C-!  This is clearly reverse fleshism.

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Just met a Klingon-human hybrid at the bus stop.  He was pretty nice, but when I asked what he thought about Kruge he just rolled his eyes.

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Why are we even letting illegal aliens pursue happiness anyways?  In their brain do they even have, like, pleasure centers?

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I can't believe Obama is letting illegal aliens stay longer!  Now I'll have to lock up my cat to make sure it's not eaten by that fuzzy dude next door, or facehugger kids.

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Listen, Silicon and Carbon based life has different educational needs! I don't think it's unreasonable for us to have different schools.

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I think it's a little insulting that the Krogan got into college for an athletic scholarship but I had to study Biotics for years. I mean, Krogans are just naturally better athletes!