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「行政長官既地位呢,確實係超超超超......然既」(!?)
大家又知唔知Chi Bear 既叫聲(樹熊叫聲)係點既呢? 估下啦!
Guess which sound is produced by me (Chi Bear) hehe
那日中午,我坐上了由荃灣開往土瓜灣的紅Van
Chi Bear 系列 - 原創潮文/深度文
是咁的,Chi Bear 我今日雅興所至,搬左去荃灣咁耐,打算番去兒時成長既地方 - 土瓜灣,搵番我住果棵樹。 眼見盞紅綠燈「明明綠燈轉眼變成紅燈」,好彩多得民x聯「成功爭取」綠燈多左兩秒,我咁腳短先至可以追倒上架開去土瓜灣既紅Van。 快步登上有「平民版林寶堅尼」之稱既紅Van,拎住杯Starducks 咖啡,扮一扮堅尼地城既中產。Well,話曬我都係ABC (Australia-born Chi )bear 黎架嗎。 一開始都無咩野,一上高速公路就知中大伏 - 我太睇小「平民版林寶堅尼」既威力啦!!! 睇住個計速器由係荃灣時候既60,高速攀升至80,加埋個「嗶嗶嗶」既超速聲背景音樂, 同聽倒某高官話自己地位超然一樣,真係嚇到我個心離一離。「林寶」 由80 加到95,我既心跳就由80 跳到220。Chi Bear 我真係想同司機大佬講,可唔可以慢D呀 - 當然,我無講到出口,你懂的-你講出口,你係阻緊一個專業賽車手搵食,正所謂斷人衣食尤如殺人父母,我夠膽開口,佢係肯肯定夠膽問候我父母。所以同車沉默的香港人只會繼續沉默落去 - 唯有聽住關菊英既「講不出聲」,睇住賽車手既表演。 話佢地係專業賽車手係一D都無錯,睇住司機大佬係群車中左串右插,我既感覺係「來回地獄又折返人間」。係地獄既時候,諗住綁番個安全帶 - Sorry,係無既;想Hold實個扶手- Sorry,係鬆既。 到番市區,終於折返人間,可以睇一睇窗外風景,只見廣告處處,最明顯既莫過於補習名師既廣告。但Chi Bear 有啲野唔明,呢個又話佢根據ABC 公司既調查,學生人數第一;果個又話佢根據XYZ公司既調查,學生人數第一,咁邊個先係呀??!!真係好困擾。最困擾既係,究竟某中文名師完左約之後會唔會過檔呢,過左檔佢由一個月可以買倒一部真。林寶堅尼變成一個月買倒兩部真。林寶堅尼。雖然香港地唔係個個有資格講夢想,但醬爆有一個成為偉大作曲家既夢想,我Chi Bear 又何嘗唔想成為一個補習名師丫。。。 終於到左土瓜灣,因為起緊沙中線,啲路開始窄,打算打開窗去零距離接觸呢個成長既地方 ,點知又係中大伏!雖然未到滾滾黃沙既地步,但近地盆既空氣真係差到唔講得笑。一落車,見倒一條條寫住「田x」、「新x基」既橫額,原來佢地已經係土瓜灣收左好多樓。Chi Bear 又有野唔明啦,究竟地鐵起好左,對居民方便左定係地產商另一次收割肥田既機會呢? 行兩條街,終於黎到細細個成日幫襯既雞蛋仔婆婆果度。 未同佢打招呼,佢已經摸住我個頭,一路笑一路講:「哈哈,樹熊仔,咁耐都唔番黎探雞蛋仔婆婆既?你又話減肥既,做咩脹左咁多」 我摸一摸自己比細個脹左5個碼既肚腩:「我。。。會減架啦!」 「減咩丫,黎,請你食舊雞蛋仔啦。沙中線起緊,又加租啦,我做埋呢個月就唔做啦,真係圍唔倒皮。」 「下 ⋯⋯ 你啲雞蛋仔咁好味,真係唔做?」同旺角豪大大旁邊果間有朱古力味,芝麻味,紅豆味。。好多唔同味果間雞蛋仔鋪唔同,雞蛋仔婆婆賣既雞蛋仔淨係得兩種味,一種係原味,另外一種係舊區小店既人情味。 同婆婆傾多左陣就出發去搵細個住果棵樹,行到去,先發現樹已經無曬,成個公園變左擺地鐵建築物料既儲存地方。般咸道棵百年古樹,政府係斬之前三十分鐘send左個email比區議員通知一聲。或者係呢個被人遣忘既舊區,發展才是硬道理 - 阻住既樹斬曬佢,阻住既古蹟搬走曬佢。 咁,成個香港呢?一百年後,歷史書上又會否將香港評價成一個「扭曲得變形,窮得只剩下錢」既城市呢?
Chi Bear: hilo! 我係Chi Bear~
1+1=3 : Chi Bear...? Tree Bear? 定你想講Koala?
Chi Bear: Ko咩...la? 我係樹熊,緊係叫Chi Bear ga la!
1+1=3: 係tree not chi!究竟你d英文係邊到學返黎嫁
Chi Bear: 我睇新聞跟D政人學嫁!識條鐵咩你。Try your breast 去學下英文啦!Same on you!
the moment when you see the property price (and Cx / xY ) in HK.
《Chenglish 港式英語》
點解Chi Bear 係 Chi Bear? 從前有隻樹熊,佢係香港出世,學左tree gun級既英文。佢覺得自己應該改返個英文名,於是叫自己做Chi Bear. (其實佢係咪想講Tree Bear! ?)
Chi Bear 系列 - 變左沙甸魚?
The Chi Bear Series - The meaning of the slang ‘Sardine’ in Hong Kong.
View Chi Bear's (Hong Kong) professional profile on LinkedIn. LinkedIn is the world's largest business network, helping professionals like Chi Bear discover inside connections to recommended job candidates, industry experts, and business partners.
Chi Bear 系列 - Chi Bear 竟然都有 LinkedIn?
The Chi Bear Series - We discover the LinkedIn of Chi Bear!
You can't buy a house, but you can buy a tree. That's kind of the same thing.
Chi Bear
原創 Chi Bear 系列即將推出~!
Our Chi Bear series is going to be launched~!