Why Are We Here Anyway?

Literal trash, of the pop punk variety. “You’re real. You don’t hide that you’re a person too.”

[animatedtext]

[toasthag]

me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans

[dragon-out-of-water]

I’m just gonna post this everywhere and hope he sees this one day.

[capslockapocalypse]

ha ha ha look at that high waisted man, he got feminine hips

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing

[thenosleepsquad-blog]

“ur brian”

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man

[healingsuggestions]

just text them, they miss you too.

[evilrashida]

I’m sick of seeing lies like this on my dash

[queerscully]

me, experiencing the sudden anguish that comes with living: alright

[luisonte]

[versacethotty]

me pretending to be busy at werk

[kattamslips]

me: I’m actually feeling good rn :~) this day is gonna be grea-

[aspirationalbrand]

reese witherspoon throwing ice cream at meryl streep on the set of big little lies season two

[rebonkas]

i thought that this was just reese witherspoon living her life tbh

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that an 80-Year-Old Man built a dog train to take rescued stray dogs on adventures (x)

[tsunflowers]

[idislikethissite]

Did chocolate chips just manifest there out of thin air

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

no hes spitting them in there

[everythingfox]

“This punishment is not working…”

(Source)

[dat-soldier]

[jinah]

once i had 2 let it rip so bad in class like i could not hold it in any longer . so i was like ok . it feels like a slient one . no1 will notice . so i did it n damn  .. man ive never smelt one so bad .. i couldnt believe it came from me . n u could trace the smell bc evey1 was looking back at me .. n the teacher was like ok . who farted . damn  why are u asking . u kno no is going 2 say shit just shut up n open the window  im abt 2 die .. n every1 turned backk 2 me n so much shit was going thro my mind then.. i was like the hell am i going 2 do . so i turn back 2 the kid sitting behind me n im like “clyde . thats so fucking nasty im abt 2 die. “ that was os evil of me .. damn i felt bad for clyde bc he was getting the worst of it . sitting behind me .. in the area of danger

[sofboys-deactivated20201222]

this was clyde

[ottermatopoeia]

World Heritage Post

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[so-doggone-funny]

gotta keep em on their toes

[ameriqan]

what do u look for in a boy

i look away

[thebootydiaries]

i hate small talk . i wanna talk about atoms , death , magic , intellect , the meaning of life , the size of your feet , are they clean , how much do you charge for

[queenofclassandsassxo]

I don’t like small talk either, or immaturity and lack of emotional intimacy

[thebootydiaries]

did you ….. read .. the post …..

[dungeondaddy69]

Small talk is dumb, let’s drink in silence and leave the universe to our intoxicated selves

[thebootydiaries]

please read my post please

[plasmalogical]

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on