itsphanmaniac

[horrorphil1-deactivated20160802]

[octolevi]

[phantastic-dan]

youtubers tweeting dan birthday wishes!

[fivesosphangirl]

Dan without his top

Dan with his top

[itsphanmaniac-blog]

true %100 real conversation i had with my math teacher

me: do the dan equation

me: sorry i mean bottom

teacher: *glares*

teacher: i got that

teacher: not appropriate

me: lmao phil tops

sHE GOT MY PHAN JOKE, I DONT CARE THAT I GOT A DETENTJON IT WAS WORTH IT

[justdianaz]

This is Dan and Phil 100% !

[alittlesleepy]

beautiful boy

[yoonminjin]

[doineedatitle]

When Phils “ASs” tweet came up in the guess who tweeted it game

[danisnotonfires]

[riversixx]

Things I've heard my (cis/het) brother say while he's been in college for the last year:

-(Heard over the phone) “I don’t care WHAT is in your pants or what you identify as, GET THE FUCKING PISS OFF THE TOILET SEAT” - “I don’t get why some men like to call themselves straight and then say they’d never date a Trans woman because honestly if you’re willing to exclude an entire subsection of women based on something so stupid you’re probably not worth their time anyways” -“I don’t know why some guys worry about gay men in the locker rooms because if I was a gay guy, even I wouldn’t date me. I’ve been wearing the same shirt for three days.“ -(Over spring break) “How the fuck do you make Kraft mac&cheese” -“What do you mean it’s written on the box– WAIT SHIT IT IS” -“I hit on a lesbian two weeks ago in the SU without knowing it and I still feel bad about it” -“I honestly think I’d prefer living with a (Trans) person at this point because if they’re even as half as cool as you then it’s got to be better than living with two 19 year old boys who have fucking competitions of who can piss farther on the ceiling” -“For some reason even in college guys don’t seem to get that the only reason I get so many girls’ numbers is because I treat them like I would treat anyone else” -“No seriously they think you have to act uninterested or like a dick for some reason” -“No I don’t know why they think hitting on a lesbian is anything but a lot of secondhand embarrassment for the rest of us” -“My roommate came into the room looking really dejected and when I asked why he said that he spent hours talking to this girl just to find out that she had a boyfriend the whole time and didn’t say anything” (And after me asking why it mattered) “I dunno, apparently he doesn’t understand the concept of friends” -(After me saying I don’t get heterosexuals sometimes) “Even I don’t understand straight guys little dude, and I am one”

[riversixx]

Also: “I’m actually really glad you’re a boy because now I can do THIS” (pretends to full on body slam me into the couch and then carries me around over his shoulder in a fit of laughter)

[ratifiedrebel-deactivated201902]

omg this warms my heart

[riversixx]

Holy shit this got 1K notes you’re all gonna make my brother cocky

[georgiabread]

what the fuck

[doggocafe-deactivated20161019]

25 Years of Dan Howell

Dan Howell has lived…

788,400,000 Seconds 

13,140,000 Minutes

219,000 Hours

9,125 Days

He has….

2.8 million Twitter followers

5.8 million subscribers

2.9 million Instagram followers

1.2 million Facebook followers

140+ Videos

540,000,000 Youtube views

4 Channels

He has achieved…..

A best selling book

A tour in both the UK and the US

An app

A weekly radio show

A documentary

A role in hosting The Brits

And a best friend for life

Happy 25th Birthday Dan Howell, there’s so much more to come…

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[yizere]

how does this have 3m notes

[readythebabythrower]

3.2 million notes hah I am not taking a chance

[troyecool]

I honestly tried to scroll past

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[xaldien]

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

[minotaursauce]

Yowch, disgusting.

[samuraiko]

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

[everyjourneylove-deactivated201]

This does happen. And it is just as wrong. NO ONE should be abused. NO ONE. EVER!

[7seulgi-archive]

25 years of @danisnotonfire (insp.)

[blisslester]

Dan vs. Phil - Agar.io