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Nothing like my parents calling and opening with "Did your brother tell you [insert thing they're upset or frustrated about]?" to get me equivocating with the best of them...

#why do they do this?#why do I always get put on the spot for him?#like yeah. he told me about this last night but he also said he wasn't going to talk to them about it until Monday #so I was kind of unsure what was going on until later when he told me that he had to go over to their house today and discussed it early #and it's annoying when my mom is pissed at both of us...#I was partially just trying to avoid them getting ticked off with me for a stupid reason #hello parents! Oh you've got questions? Let me do my best fae impression real quick #ugghhhhhh #The Official Ramblings of the Student

excuse-me-thanks

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

#love people's different ways of navigating things like this #get a queue

theinternetarchive

jade rabbit with eyes of ruby, house of fabergé, russian c. late 1800s-early 1900s.

#objects #get a queue

labcorp

if i had a husband id perform surgery on him

#characters

aomitois

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

#Temen Oblak from The Drop that Contained the Sea #Khalibali from Padmaavat #just about any version of Mo Ghile Mear #all very different vibes lol.#though I will say favorite is maybe a loose concept with me. but these are ones that I consistently return to so I guess they count as fave #music

freakoutgirl

perhaps. i do want to be loved. unfortunate.

#mood

gaudebo

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

#yeah #halp it's me #get a queue

soljos2023

if only they knew

#lols #get a queue

cheaphalloweencostume

chatgpt didn’t invent the emdash and they can’t fucking have it. it’s mine.

#truly #halp it's me

flintyfae

i wish you could know me

willing and able by noah kahan. handcut collage by me.

#other people’s art #words #I let you know me. see me.

evil-but-refined

"I asked ChatGPT-"

I asked the voice in my head, he called your mother a whore.

#malevolent #malevolent podcast #still one of the most unhinged things John's ever said #get a queue

solitarybrat

i’m just tryna have a nice time despite knowing facts and information

#mood #get a queue

lilsinsin

i understand why cats just sit and stare at nothing

#mood #cats #get a queue

clonerightsagenda

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

clonerightsagenda

I feel like more bright colors, an exclamation mark, or a more whimsical font choice would've also helped here to indicate that it is a Fun Activity For Children. Instead it felt like getting instructed in my inevitable fate by a road sign

#lols #ominous signs #yeah I think an exclamation point would have done a good bit of work with this one lol #get a queue

okthatsgreat

why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic, if only i had something to help get through it, something sharp perhaps

okthatsgreat

what sort of sick twisted game is it trying to play here

okthatsgreat

LEAVE ME ALONE

#lols #get a queue #I think the robin pfp really makes that reply

gloamglozerglam-deactivated2022

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

#lols #arthuriana

we-have-black-marble-at-home

translator's note: in america, "seek shelter immediately" means "go outside and stand on the porch"

#everyone when the tornado sirens went off the other day #“don't stand near windows”. proceeds to nearly plaster their face on the window looking out #I will say that the folks in the building across from me waiting until it started *hailing*#to go back inside instead of watching for potential funnel clouds were making some wild choices #get a queue

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