Pronounce Colonel Exactly How It Looks

Firm believer in combining the sunglasses emoji and the cowboy emoji This is a sideblog

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

[redpandarascal]

[caesarsaladinn]

So much of what is “cringe” is just… earnest.

[argumate]

what if you made an honest expression of genuine human emotion and someone saw it!

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[v3nice]

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

[itscolossal]

Lush Tufted Tapestries Document Ecological Changes in Argentina’s Landscapes

[inkskinned]

rich people really be like “oooooohhh so u want enough money to pay rent? well i saw that on march 23, 2015, you purchased a band-aid at a cvs (NOT a dollar store) for a cut that u could have EASILY covered with a little bit of tissue. don’t just wish for it………… work for it……”

[thinfatfit]

Lmao literally 1000% accurate

[strawberry-crocodile]

Listen uquiz makers I need you to know that if you give me 10 separate song lyrics I’ve never heard, all at once, without the context of the song, and without the music, none of them are going to “resonate with me” or “make me go feral”

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[floozys-deactivated20180908]

is this stitch’s girlfriend somehow edited over princess tiana’s frog body? i’m actually going to pass out

[outofcontextanimash]

she’s your therapist and she’s trying to help you bitch

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

SICK of thinking! Won’t be doing that again

[keatonpatti]

YouTube has it all.

[skenpiel]

can you motherfuckers stop talking about that stupid boat for like one second my dash is ruined

[skenpiel]

[anxietyproblem]

[april]

Visit Original Link

[eggerlandmystery]

[guam-deactivated20240602]

so sad how all scottish and irish people stole their accents from shrek

[anti-bill-gates]

[thatadult]

This year I will

1. Release my inhibitions 2. Feel the rain on my skin