Potato Chip

[insert clever description here]

[itspotatochip]

hehehehe i’m fine

People say that when a girl dyes her hair red its because a box of hair dye is cheaper than going to therapy. People also say a girl who spontaneously gets bangs is going through something and it’s a desperate cry for help.

But see for me, I dyed my hair pink, and spontaneously got bangs so I’m fiiiiiiine. Definitely doesn’t have to do with getting dumped over snapchat.

[gemsofgenz]

gen z is

coolmathgames

[hanari502]

I’m a simple woman. I find a song I like, I listen to it for three weeks uninterrupted until I find another one.

[valtsv]

the ultimate Gay Experience™ is seeing another gay person in public but not knowing how to make it obvious to them that you’re a fellow gay without letting everyone else also know that you’re gay so you just stare until they get creeped out and probably think you’re just really homophobic or something

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

reblog this post if you:

have acne

are currently running on minimal sleep

never brush your hair

Are actually a long-forgotten eldrich cryptid with a cry like death that makes the blood of men run cold in their veins, turns their hearts to stone and their minds to so much dust. Those who come to learn your name learn with it a fear they never knew they could possess. The blind see your horror. The deaf hear your cruel laughter. The ones with no feeling feel your icy talons tracing their spine. The dead tremble and roll in their graves, ever so thankful for the mercy of not having to experience the fear that is you. Soon you will return to this world, and the world will fall to chaos. As fire envelops the world, as all life perishes at your whim, you smile. For humanity should never have forsaken you.

spend too much time on tumblr

no one will know which one it is!

[hatefuhk]

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

[medusagirlfriend-blog]

the sexual tension between me and a pretty girl on public transportation who doesn’t even notice i’m there

[itspotatochip]

Literally the best thing to ever happen on ever

[fmercurys]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Our immune systems heat our bodies up to get rid of parasites. Maybe the Earth is doing the same.

[itspotatochip]

SO THIS HAPPENED TODAY

so i guess i’m getting an undercut. I’ll post updates here.

follow me on instagram if you want: @firefly_414

[plumwildflowers]

I forgot I made a couple of mini vine compilations when they announced the end of vine

[elodieunderglass]

i don’t know how vine so perfectly encapsulated the best of humanity but that was a weird time

[itspotatochip]

How is this so perfect?

[wtnvine-has-moved]

I made this blog on

7/1/2018 [Canada day]

That was 24 days ago. I made this blog 24 days ago and we’ve already gotten over the first milestone.

Idk if y'all have shit taste or generally find me funny. But thanks

[nerdynightingale-deactivated201]

We’re all foaming at the mouth for anything meme related and nightvale related.

Therefore you’re a fucking genius.

[wtnvine-has-moved]

I lost my shit at this reply.

I honestly did. Thank you omfg

[stevecarlsbergofficial]

We follow the light, memes and cryptic messaging. All hail.

[wtnvine-has-moved]

[itspotatochip]

I started following you yesterday and your account is re— ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY BLOG

[itspotatochip]

me: *names child butter*

me: *comes back from grocery store with different child*

me: I can't believe it's not butter

[peglarpapers]

y’all are still out here drawing cecil in waistcoats and bowties in 2018? smh

bitch reunited with his boyfriend wearing inflated sponge clogs, tights and cat ears and the fandom still thinks he’s classy somehow? i’ve never been so disappointed

[creatureimages]

he wears waistcoats and bowties but only in combination with a speedo, thigh-high steel toe capped cowboy boots, a hot pink boiler suit and this to cap it off

[peglarpapers]

valid

[wyrmwizard]

dont get me wrong i would love to escape this hellhole of a website once and for all but consider the fact that if i delete my blog i will be left alone with my thoughts and i simply cannot have that

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

How many horsepower is 1 horse?

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Okay logically it follows that a horse is 1 horse power but what’s the standard? Because horses aren’t the same

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

the average horse can produce almost 15 horsepower

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