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@itsrainingotps
funniest shit I’ve seen all day
Ah-Ah The Pitt, S1 & S2
If I get cheated on one more time it's so over for me
Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS
You don't hear from the field workers because they aren't "posting"
They're serfing the internet
there are no serfposts because they were almost exclusively illiterate
that doesn’t stop most tumblr users
how dare you say we surf on the poor
Love having one sided beef with who could arguably be one of the biggest artists in the community
I've seen a fair amount of fat liberation activists explain that they have always been fat, they're not about to stop, and that's natural and beautiful and fine. That's an incredibly important message.
What I've seen less - and what I want to remind people of - is this: if you've become fat, that's also natural and beautiful and fine.
When you're a fat person who has been thin in the past, that comes with its own brand of shaming. People take your history of thinness as proof that you don't have to be fat. You often fear the look of disappointed surprise in the eyes of someone you haven't met since you were thin. People try to determine "what happened". They don't see your fat body as just you, but as a sort of symptom that isn't part of you.
Becoming fat is not a tragedy, it's not a sign of failure, it's not a bad or shameful thing. The thin you is not the Real you. You are always real and always worthy of freedom, respect and peace. You are allowed to be fat no matter how or when you became fat.
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coltland twin oh how i love you so
i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*
im just so happy i live in a time period where actual meaningful biological transition is possible. even if we lose rights or the ability to exist in public, nothing can turn back the clock on that, and just by having any sort of access to that our lives are made immensely better. millions of our sisters throughout history would never have dreamed of a day where they could have what HRT does for us.
please don't lose the plot of this. if you're a trans person on HRT you're a living miracle, the dream of hundreds of millions of your ancestors. your lives are all deeply meaningful no matter what anyone says.
A prayer by Kalonymus b. Kalonymus ben Meir that appears in his poem ספר אבן בוחן, יג Sefer Even Boḥan (§13), describing the author's wish t
Cursed be the one who announced to my father: “It’s a boy!"... ...How could he twist the course of the stars so much? How could he have erred so in his astrology? A lying tongue, a fool’s mouth it had given him For he foolishly transformed justice to poison He altered the law and transposed the lines
Oh, but had the artisan who made me created me instead – a worthy woman... ...I would say "how lucky am I"
Father in heaven who did miracles for our ancestors with fire and water... ...Who would then transform me from a man to woman? Were I only to have merited this being so graced by goodness...
What shall I say? why cry or be bitter? If my father in heaven has decreed upon me and has maimed me with an immutable deformity then I do not wish to remove it. the sorrow of the impossible is a human pain that nothing will cure and for which no comfort can be found. So, I will bear and suffer until I die and wither in the ground. Since I have learned from our tradition that we bless both, the good and the bitter I will bless in a voice hushed and weak: blessed are you [HaShem] who has not made me a woman.
I think I'm gonna go lay down for a little while.
Arthur and John I'm obsessed with whatever the fuck you two have going on with each other
realizing a headcanon of yours happens to make an element of canon even more heartbreaking when you hadn't even considered it from that angle previously
[ID from alt: emoji rubbing their hands together and grinning evilly. End ID.]
in less emotionally destroying news i also appreciated a lot of rocky and ryland’s great one liners including but not limited to:
“no understand do puppet show” “do you still need the puppets” “yes yes showtime”
“thumbs up baby” 👎
”do you have to sit right there?” “is usually closer”
”not half bad!” “is full good!”
”bad no good grace die rocky die all earth die we die we die we die”
”how do you know when hug is over” “you just feel it” “oh okay. are you feeling it”