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[softlyfir]

im a big fan of his slut sweater tbh

[softlyfir]

moving edition

[were--ralph]

[xquisitedeadguy]

are you ever eating your lunch and you go hm what does this assortment of colors and textures remind me of and you got oh yeah that graphic surgery video I watched on YouTube last week and then you keep eating

[xquisitedeadguy]

how to politely tell my boss’s boss’s boss that the most critical information in a sentence is generally located at the end

[squeaksterr]

[xquisitedeadguy]

many such cases ass situation

[ozempicofficial]

[quinngefail]

Going through some childhood books and found a real gem lmao, I think I was like 7 when I wrote this:

Name: Star Wars 🔥🔥🔥

Likes: Stars 😊

Dislikes: Wars 🥺

[yuriinullification]

what the hell man

[dragongirlbunny]

the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

[dragongirlbunny]

i mean average sized bomb

[medievaljournalist]

cop pulls me over little does he know my drivers license is written in elf hieroglyphics & blinds anyone who reads it

[xquisitedeadguy]

i love to respond to my friends' lengthy suicidal crisis rants with "this is why we need communism"

[mangonetics]

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

[obligatorymorningfart]

i want to clarify i think those are the only two things that would change in a modern day star wars setting

[duncebento]

love this site

[prowl-autism-extraordinaire]

[xquisitedeadguy]

I gotta do WHERES THE MONEY LEBOWSKI shit to our head honchos every time I want them to approve a fucking part number