Not Your Average Lesbian

my girlfriend is so f*ckin cute ugh 🌌someone please snuggle me🌌

[obliviousfloral]

I showed you my toe beans answer me

[thecraftylittlewitch]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[itsssraven-blog]

My Coming Out Story

Me: *in passenger seat* Hey mom, wanna hear a joke?

Mom: *driving* Sure, why not?

Me: What's the only thing gayer than a rainbow?

Mom: *thinks* Ummmm...A unicorn?

Me: .....Your daughter.

Mom: Raven, that wasn't funny.

Me: And I'm gay, your point is?

Mom: *trying not to laugh* That explains a lot.

[veganstim]

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[drugstoreperfume]

[tattoosideas]

This shirt here ♡

[humbleherpetology]

Frankie thinks you look awfully cute today ;)

[the-long-dog]

this a smooth criminal

[cutereptiles]

Oh, you! ;] ❤️

[beesforpresident]

Dream girl:

Yellow with black stripes Six legs Antenna Compound eyes Collects pollen and nectar from flowers

[coralbluebirdtiger-deactivated2]

im not gonna fuck a zebra please leave me alone

[beesforpresident]

What kind of zebra…

[iguanamouth]

a zebra

[fullyhappyvegan]

A Dose of Love!

[itsssraven-blog]

My Poor Girlfriend

Honestly, babe, you deserve an award. I'm the most random person ever and to be with me in public is f*ckin torture. I will randomly break out into a dance or start singing a random *ss song (and I am not good at either things). I am extremely snuggly and can't go more than a minute without kissing your cheek just you show everyone you're mine. I'm just a clingy weird pain in the *ss.

[itsssraven-blog]

[fruitstim]

hammerhead

[itsssraven-blog]

Been to 2 concerts this week...I'm hella tired

[stimman3000]

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[stimman3000]

[smudgedup]

bug’s life

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[shadystation]

With every fiber of my being I want Evil Morty to be assigned to Doofus Rick. I want him to expect to be used, verbally abused, even physically abused the way other Ricks have done to him in the past (before he low key murdered them). But Doofus Rick is different. He makes up a nice room for him and makes a wonderful Welcome Dinner. He dotes on Evil Morty. In the middle of the night he wakes Morty up, not to go on some insane Adventure, but to get a midnight snack of ice cream and no-bake brownies in the kitchen. Evil Morty drags his feet when Doofus Rick tries to get him to do activities, like building model planes or camping in a tent in the backyard. Doofus Rick can tell something isn’t right with his new Morty, but he doesn’t force it out of him. He tells him that he’s there if Morty ever needs someone to talk to. At first Evil Morty is suspicious. Then he’s disgusted by how weak Doofus Rick seems. But eventually he decompresses, and he realizes that Doofus Rick is perfect. That’s when he goes full yandere, and goes to extreme limits to make sure that Doofus Rick belongs to him and only him, forever.