the super (and not so super) adventures of mcqueen

human (allegiance: justice league). batman. mma fighter. boxer. triathlete. hockey player. la kings fan. 2 moms. 2 dads. 2 brothers. 1 sister. 1 girlfriend and 1 dog. eating my way through life one cheeseburger at a time with her i’m an actor by day, a dark knight by night and in my between time I’m also a friend, a brother, a son, a boyfriend and a dog daddy. I enjoy short skates around a rink, and long runs on the beach. I enjoy cheeseburgers, mountain dew, music, dogs, gots, arrow, jessica jones, comics, hockey and hailee steinfeld. i fight dragons and ghosts. and i’m just a little bit afraid of bugs with eight legs. i’m steven r. mcqueen and i’m living. mac to my cheese roll call: dhenrie squad: king | queen | baron | prince I wanna get better, better, better, better, I wanna get better

[itsstevenonfire]

Why do you get to be the official tester? Screw testing, I'm coming ;) ;) ;)

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

[callmehaiz]

@haileesteinfeld: when @Steven_R_McQueen goes from pool to bike in 2 seconds flat #hearteyes #bae #lookatthoseabs #licklicklick

[itsstevenonfire]

@Steven_R_McQueen: @haileesteinfeld perv... #licklicklicklick

[itsstevenonfire]

YOU POPPED HILARY THE SWAN? ... Probably for the best if it couldn't pass the test. What about the pizza slice bed?

I don’t know... let me road test... what position were you thinking? 

[itsstevenonfire]

[text]; Oh, yeah. I totally understand. :) When do you go back to Chicago anyway? Soon? Me too, I've got so much happening lately with the show and stuff but I'm excited. What do you mean?

[text]: Next month. :( You mentioned you liked your best friend or something. Any updates? 

[itsstevenonfire]

Why are you such a giant? I don't understand.. I get it, it's nice for the height factor and when I'm tired, it's nice to have arms to carry me around but.. the donut, Steven. The palm tree is so much less appealing. What about the swan?

Okay.

So that swan... yeah, no. 

I just popped it. I was doing a bit of air bangin’ to see if it would work... and yeah, no. 

[itsstevenonfire]

[text]; Aw. :( I wish you were at the party so we could hang out. But hey, another time, right? Miss ya too. How are things?

[text} Yeah me too. Just wanted to spend some time with my family and Hailz before leaving for Chicago. Yeah good. Just been heaps busy. You? How are things with that best friend? 

[jylers]

[itsstevenonfire]

[text]; Taylor's party. Or are you not here? Damn, I was hoping to see you here. :|

(text): Naahhhh. I’m with my family and girl in Malibu. Miss ya though. 

[itsstevenonfire]

.. But the donut, Steven. THE DONUT.

Do you want the donut to pop? My elbows would pop it. 

[itsstevenonfire]

[text]; You're at the party to? :)

[text]: What party? 

[itsstevenonfire]

I've officially requested some /alone/ time for you, me, and that inflatable donut that's been calling my name all day. Get ready, McQueen. Get ready.

Can’t we take this alone time to the palm tree bed inflatable instead? I can’t see my arms even making it through the donut hole. 

[itsstevenonfire]

[text]; Steveeennnn!

(Text): Laurennnnnnnnn :’)

[itsstevenonfire]

[text] V well, thank you. What about your blanket?

[text] My blanket is being kept busy in Malibu ;)

[jess--lynn-deactivated20190805]

[itsstevenonfire]

@Steven_R_McQueen: cake by the pool @HaileeSteinfeld ;) #loveyou #mybae #love #thatass #bestpre4tthofjulyever

[uhlaurenwtf-blog]

Jensen or Steven

Which Steven? I have two friends named Steven.

[itsstevenonfire]

The fact that changes things... 

I’m no longer given you access to my allen key collection, Lauren. 

[itsstevenonfire]

[text] Idiot.

[text] ;) ;) how’s the hanj blanket treatin’ ya?

[itsstevenonfire]