Shags

father. mma fighter. vampire hunter. la kings fan. 2 dads, 2 moms, 2 brothers, 1 sister, 1 fiancée and 1 son. I’m a self-obsessed dunce on the hit show vampire diaries that prefers having sex with his dead gf than dealing with delena crap. I enjoy short walks from the Staples Center carpark to the rink and cheesy fries line, along with /UFC/, Ronda Rousey and knee hockey with Julianne Hough. (Julianne Hough is that woman that makes you feel comparable to a trash can FYI). On my days off you’ll find me at the gym with my dog Max or on the couch eating pizza with my son Luca. My best friend is Sidney Crosby but no I am an LA Kings fan through and through. Life’s battles don’t always go to the stronger or faster man. But sooner or later the man who wins, is the man who thinks he can. Vince Lombardi Status: Sitting on the Iron Throne with my McQueen

[steves-mcqueen]

@mcqueeninchains: Celebrating O' Canada day with this girl @juleshough and the family. Be grateful for what you have and appreciate every second of every minute of every day with her. Otherwise you don't deserve to even have it to begin with. I love you, baby. 

[steves-mcqueen]

Text: This is why your wife and son are invited to Mavi's birthday party and you're not. Don't be rudeeeeeeeeeeee.

Text: I don't even care. Laters loserrr.

[steves-mcqueen]

Kailyn go away

[steves-mcqueen]

(Text): I'm already undressed, babe.

(Text): jn;,.

[steves-mcqueen]

Text: You're just going to have to wait until December 14 ;)

Text: go awaaaaay

[steves-mcqueen]

(Text): I can take care of that for you.

(Text): just.. Yeh start undressing I'll be there soon.

[steves-mcqueen]

Text: You will HAVE TO. Because i need to tell you about my wedding gift to you and Jules.

Text: what is it?

[steves-mcqueen]

(Text): Having flashbacks?

(Text): more like having a bonor

[steves-mcqueen]

(Text): That I do. Bee is a witness. It's a very tight squeeze underneath that steering wheel.

(Text): omfg.

[steves-mcqueen]

Text: Am i? Am i really? Text: Okay, i so am. But i bet you believed me for a second. Its okay, its not your fault Steven-O. Plec doesn't want to let go of your mucles.

(Text): not talking to you anymore

[steves-mcqueen]

(Text): You do realize I'm not not going to repay you, right? Who knows, I may just get this all to end exactly how I want it to.

(Text): Pfft you just love performing it as much as receiving it. I know you.

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Text: Greg called, you're in.

Text: you're fucking lying.

[steves-mcqueen]

(Text): And here I was about to get on my knees for you. You read my mind, (Text): Colton wants to take Luca to the park today anyway. It's perfect.

(Text): Let me just get the little guy all ready then ;) Then its on baby. Your turn to lie back and relax~ while I treat you though. 

[catchvd]

[steves-mcqueen]

Text: Steven, Steven. Tsk, tsk.

Text: What?!

[steves-mcqueen]

(Text): Told you! :) Hahahaha

(Text): I'm coming back up to make out with you. Oh and go down on you too. Deal with it. Cya soon. 

[steves-mcqueen]

(Text): I know.

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