tryin to get dat rich

doctor tyler james evans at your service; twenty something year old surgeon with a love of getting down and partying to iggy azalea

[itstyler-evans]

+ COLE

[itstyler-evans]

WHOA MAN I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO THINK.

[constructingreality]

Think up better music tastes~

[itstyler-evans]

Just because I like Taylor Swift. DOESNT MEAN I HAVE BAD TASTE

[itstyler-evans]

+ COLE

[itstyler-evans]

Whoa hey hey, whoa! What goes around comes around, like Justin timberlakes song.

[constructingreality]

I find him as informative as a bed post. Or maybe a rat. But hey, to each their own.

[itstyler-evans]

HIS NOODLE HAIR THO?

[constructingreality]

One of my main reasons.

[itstyler-evans]

WHOA MAN I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO THINK.

[itstyler-evans]

+ COLE

[itstyler-evans]

Whoa hey hey, whoa! What goes around comes around, like Justin timberlakes song.

[constructingreality]

I find him as informative as a bed post. Or maybe a rat. But hey, to each their own.

[itstyler-evans]

HIS NOODLE HAIR THO?

[itstyler-evans]

+ COLE

I’m out of action for a week or two, karma hates me.

[constructingreality]

You believe in karma? Never pegged you as a voodoo kind of guy.

[itstyler-evans]

Whoa hey hey, whoa! What goes around comes around, like Justin timberlakes song.

[itstyler-evans]

+ COLE

I'm out of action for a week or two, karma hates me.

[itstyler-evans]

I fucked my ankle at football practice

fuck my life oh well someone come feed me crackers.

[itstyler-evans]

NIGHT SHIFTS WILL KILL ME.

[itstyler-evans]

…..Yes. Yes it is.

[harveyberry]

I don’t get it. How did she get her jaw broken when he’s the one with the candy?

[itstyler-evans]

Oh man. It's like teaching a child sex ed. A gobbie is another term for a blow job.

[itstyler-evans]

NIGHT SHIFTS WILL KILL ME.

[itstyler-evans]

…The girl?

[harveyberry]

Gobbie is the Gobstopper candy… right?

[itstyler-evans]

.....Yes. Yes it is.

[itstyler-evans]

+ SCAR

[itstyler-evans]

Plz girl you ain’t my mom.

[scarlopez]

If I was, you’d never be allowed to go out with that monstrosity — let alone take a picture of it. 

[itstyler-evans]

My mom says I look cute though!

[itstyler-evans]

NIGHT SHIFTS WILL KILL ME.

More happens between 6pm-8am more than anything else. A patient came in with a broken jaw from giving her boyfriend a gobbie and it made my day. She’s okay FYI.

[harveyberry]

Wait, so the girl came in with a broken jaw or the boyfriend?

[itstyler-evans]

...The girl?

[itstyler-evans]

+ SCAR

Whoa whoa whoa, that’s harsh. They say da hair on the chin is appealing. don’t hate on the beard.

[scarlopez]

It’s gross, Ty. It’s disgusting. Can you save that for like Movember? Like just shave it.. right now. Right this second. NOW.

[itstyler-evans]

Plz girl you ain't my mom.

[itstyler-evans]

+ SCAR

Whoa whoa whoa, that's harsh. They say da hair on the chin is appealing. don't hate on the beard.

[itstyler-evans]

PLEASE do not tell me you just grew a beard.

It's no shave July.

[chordoverstreet]

[that-stella-stjames-blog]

itstyler-evans replied to your post:Why didn’t I go to Comic Con?

I FEEL YOU

I WANT GAME OF THRONES PANEL 

[itstyler-evans]

UGH UGH LIFE BLOWS.

[mutablerising]

I wish that I could wake up with amnesia

[pitched-music]

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