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@scarlopez
txt ; father of the twins
BRAN: Been there, done that.
BRAN: Are we done?
SCAR: [put u on fucking read bc u rude af]
taxes ;; get me laid
JAMES: You're worrying too much about some kid, Lopez.
JAMES: He's not that smart.
JAMES: And I doubt he would ever want to have full custody. That would ruin a lot of things for him.
SCAR: He is literally the only person in this world who has legal standing to take my children away, I think his threat level rises considerably when I take that into consideration.
SCAR: He ruins everything, first my career, then my sex life.
txt ; father of the twins
BRAN: Can you honestly look at yourself in the mirror and say that you ain't desperate and a control freak?
SCAR: Real mature, Brandon.
SCAR: Fuck you.
taxes ;; get me laid
JAMES: What are you talking about now?
SCAR: The singular biggest mistake of my entire life.
SCAR: Brandon, who fucking else?
SCAR: This is some double standard bullshit. He's probably been sleeping around since god knows when, completely worry free.
SCAR: And yet I have to worry about how my having sexual partners might be perceived in court when he finally sinks so low that he wants to sue me for full custody.
txt ; father of the twins
BRAN: Because I ain't signing something that allows you to do anything you want.
BRAN: Sure.
SCAR: Can you honestly look at yourself in the mirror and say that you deserve your parental rights?
txt ; father of the twins
BRAN: Shit happens. You could say something.
BRAN: I just ain't signing anything.
SCAR: I hope you know you're being very selfish.
taxes ;; get me laid
JAMES: You need to get laid.
JAMES: I thought that was obvious.
JAMES: The lack of sex can really get to people.
SCAR: Okay but now I'm fucking pissed
SCAR: Who the fuck gave him the right to judge me? Judge the way I raise my children? Where the hell has he been?
txt ; father of the twins
BRAN: LOL
BRAN: I didn't say that.
SCAR: Then don't make idiotic assumptions about me and the twins.
taxes ;; get me laid
JAMES: Oh, Scarlett. Don't make me type the definition of looks. You've been pathetic for a few weekends, but you didn't lose any brain cells.
JAMES: Let's end your misery, shall we?
SCAR: I'm horny, I don't give a damn about the definition of looks.
SCAR: I sound so pathetic, why am I like this??
txt ; father of the twins
BRAN: I'm not signing anything.
BRAN: And I don't know. You can be impulsive. Like very. Who knows the kind of stuff you might say when they're around? Maybe even when you think they're not.
SCAR: Are you calling me a bad mother, Brandon? Is that really where you want this conversation to go?
taxes ;; get me laid
JAMES: For my dick.
JAMES: Which is part of my looks.
SCAR: I hadn't realize your dick was on your face.
SCAR: It all makes sense now.
txt ; father of the twins
BRAN: Still no.
BRAN: So I ain't the best RIGHT NOW. But, later on I don't want them to think I just gave them up like some shit you throw away. I won't sign anything.
SCAR: Just because you sign your rights away doesn't mean you gave them up, Brandon.
SCAR: Do you really think I would raise them in such a way that they'll want to loathe their parents?
taxes ;; get me laid
JAMES: Way to make me feel like a booty call.
JAMES: That's sad.
JAMES: Come over and we'll make you less pathetic.
SCAR: Why else do you think I'm friends with you for?
SCAR: Clearly not for your looks.
txt ; father of the twins
BRAN: I already said no.
SCAR: And I'm asking you to reconsider.
SCAR: Politely.
SCAR: You clearly have a life of your own that you want to live without the twins.
taxes ;; get me laid
SCAR: I desperately need to get laid
SCAR: I just realized I spent the entire weekend, and the weekend before, watching TV shows with the twins
txt ; father of the twins
BRAN: I can wonder any way I want to. Thanks.
BRAN: What about it?
SCAR: I think you should sign them away.