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SNORTING PIXIE STICCKKSS .

So . i got dared to do something . 

i was an idiot ..

i did it ... c:

and my friend passed me some powder stuff . and dared me to snort it .

i was like, fuck yeah, cant do much harm .

oh god no -.-

i found out it was only Pixie sticks .. 

BUT OMMFGGG . 

I was sneezing .. for like a straight hour .

SOOO , WHENEVER YUH WANNA GET OF SCHOOL OR SOMETHING . 

SNORT PIXIE STICKS, GIVES YUH WATERY EYES . SNEEZING FITS AND MAKES YUH HAVE A FUNNY VOICE . 

:DDDDDDDDDDDDD

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if nothing sticks to teflon what makes th teflon stick to the pan? : My dickk . c: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? : they had a tough break up a while back . Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers? : Sure . If people from Poland are called ""poles"" are people from Holland called ""holes?"" : FUCK YEAH . Can you cry under water? : yes O.e i think IDK Is there an abbreviation for the word abbreviation? : wonderrss .  Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? : UHHH . O.O Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? : Nooopppeee . How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? : rides a dragon . Why is it that when you transport something by car, it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it is called cargo? : Potato c: If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? : fuck yeah . What is another word for thesaurus? : Dick cheese . Why is abbreviation such a long word? : because the giraffe people made it c: What do they use to ship styrofoam? : butterfly's . When sign makers go on strike, what do their signs say?  : says "Bitch this be the last sign im making" Is it okay to shoot tourists during tourist season? : Fucckk yeaahh . Why can't we tickle ourselves? : because you know when you're gunna do it , and you're body does not react .  Why does the word 'monosyllabic' have five syllables? : DUNNOOO . Why do they call a building a building when it is alread built? : fuck knowss . If seven-elevens are always open, why do they have locks on their doors? : because they dont need no more bum chums . If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?  : yeepp . If honesty is the best policy, then is dishonesty the second best policy? : ..  When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?  : i doubt iiittt . If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know?

:NO IDEA .D:

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questions . c:

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? 

:Because they suck .

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? 

:Take both . fuck the hoe next to you . What is Satan's last name? 

:Awesome .

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. 

:Because they have to go fap kay . Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? 

: on their ear . lmmaaoo . xD If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony? 

: Sure why not . Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"? 

: Because they succkk dicckk . If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity? 

: i should hope not O.e .. idk xD

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? 

: I hope so . xDD If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? 

:Then you are telling the truth . c;

Do they bury people with their braces on?

 : sure . O.e How far east can you go before you're heading west? 

: IDDKKK . How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion? 

: No idea hoe . Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves? 

: THEY GET THE TURTLE TO DO IT .

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling? 

: Fuck knows . If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states?

: uhmm .. NO IDEA . Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball? 

: o.o , they dont . idk DAMN If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

 : Maybe so . Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? 

: Because they are not us, obvo . If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? 

: JEZZZZEEESS . Idk c:

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That’s my face when I try to draw some oncest and swoncest ;) But I can’t do it well :/ If my parents see my drawing notebook, oh, my…  But I regret nothing!

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