F8CK!!!!!!!!

How did this H8PPEN?? (( Indie micro kink RP blog for Vriska Serket, 18+ only! ))

[itsy-8itsy]

Wow. Stolen valour for 8eing tiny!

I’m offended.

[candiedkinks]

BE OFFENDED I LIKE BEING SMALL!!!

[itsy-8itsy]

I AM, dipshit! Can’t you read????

ANYWAY. When are you going to come 8e small with me, anyways? It feels like FOR8VER since I hung out with a Vantas! You guys are so squirrelly. Or, cra88y, I guess.

[candiedkinks]

APPARENTLY NOT IF WHATEVER DRIBBLE YOU PARSE CAN BE CONSIDERED WORDS

HMM. DEPENDS. HOW SMALL WE TALKING? AND WHAT WOULD WE BE DOING?

[itsy-8itsy]

Wow! I extend a 8ranch of friendship, appropri8ly sized for our mutual size situ8ion, and you just shit all over it like a squawking thief8ird!!!!

Uh, I dunno! Pro8a8ly a8out my size, so, eight inches? We’d just 8e hanging out, I guess. I didn’t think it through this far!

[itsy-8itsy]

Wow. Stolen valour for 8eing tiny!

I’m offended.

[candiedkinks]

BE OFFENDED I LIKE BEING SMALL!!!

[itsy-8itsy]

I AM, dipshit! Can’t you read????

ANYWAY. When are you going to come 8e small with me, anyways? It feels like FOR8VER since I hung out with a Vantas! You guys are so squirrelly. Or, cra88y, I guess.

[itsy-8itsy]

Wow. Stolen valour for 8eing tiny!

I’m offended.

[ofhotheads-blog]

Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

No deleting questions, either!

[itsy-8itsy]

Oh right! This exists!

I keep forgetting. I’m just too interesting and cool to 8e thinking a8out this app all the time, I guess!

[fallenisms]

Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.

[itsy-8itsy]

@purlieuperegrinator

Hey to you too!!!!

Don’t take the follow as anything major. Tum8lr just recommends cute girls to me sometimes! It’s a 8lessing and one of the few redeeming qualities of this shitshow.

I’m Vriska!

[purlieupenetrator]

Getting over isn’t the most difficult thing. Erelaeh’s biggest concern is just that: bigness. How much different in size she was to Vriska was fine. How big her enviroment was? Totally different. she made sure her entry was careful, slow, and to see where she was heading up before she got there.

But get there she did, and she decided to check if she was safe or about to be part of a Gulliver’s Tale story. “Hey, Vriska? Vriiiiiiiiska?”

[itsy-8itsy]

Perhaps the first surprise that Erelaeh would encounter here is that Vriska’s hive… is totally normal person-sized! The coordinates she’s given take her into a bedroom, and it’s there that Vriska has set up her elaborate enclosure of sorts. Atop her desk is a series of dollhouse-sized bits of furniture, ranging from her bed to a comically smaller desk with her downsized computer on it, and in front of all of that is the girl herself, teeny-tiny and completely naked.

“Hey!” She calls, waving her arms. It’s not very loud. “Over here!”

[purlieupenetrator]

That was a shocker. It made her wonder as she wandered over if she was always this small or if an accident from when she lived at a normal height, turned her this way. Interesting to consider but it made the smaller furniture just that little bit more curious.

Not wanting to offend her host and practically it made talking easier, Erelaeh sat on whatever was closest that brought her to relative eye level with the tiny woman. Dragging a chair over might be needed.

“Not gonna lie that this is defo one of the more out there things I’ve experienced. You really are like, gnome sized. Were you always this small?”

[itsy-8itsy]

There are a few normal-sized chairs around here, so it wouldn’t be hard for Erelaeh to get herself into a nice and comfortable position to be closer to eye level in. It’s appreciated by Vriska, in fact, though she won’t be so forward with that information. Her small stature must be conveyed as not a problem at all, to anyone!

Well, to most people.

“Huh? Oh, uh, no, I used to be normal troll sized. This was a whole thing, it’s really not important! The fact of the matter is, I’m small now and I might as well make the most of it!”

[itsy-8itsy]

@purlieuperegrinator

Hey to you too!!!!

Don’t take the follow as anything major. Tum8lr just recommends cute girls to me sometimes! It’s a 8lessing and one of the few redeeming qualities of this shitshow.

I’m Vriska!

[purlieupenetrator]

Getting over isn’t the most difficult thing. Erelaeh’s biggest concern is just that: bigness. How much different in size she was to Vriska was fine. How big her enviroment was? Totally different. she made sure her entry was careful, slow, and to see where she was heading up before she got there.

But get there she did, and she decided to check if she was safe or about to be part of a Gulliver’s Tale story. “Hey, Vriska? Vriiiiiiiiska?”

[itsy-8itsy]

Perhaps the first surprise that Erelaeh would encounter here is that Vriska’s hive... is totally normal person-sized! The coordinates she’s given take her into a bedroom, and it’s there that Vriska has set up her elaborate enclosure of sorts. Atop her desk is a series of dollhouse-sized bits of furniture, ranging from her bed to a comically smaller desk with her downsized computer on it, and in front of all of that is the girl herself, teeny-tiny and completely naked.

“Hey!” She calls, waving her arms. It’s not very loud. “Over here!”

[itsy-8itsy]

@purlieuperegrinator

Hey to you too!!!!

Don’t take the follow as anything major. Tum8lr just recommends cute girls to me sometimes! It’s a 8lessing and one of the few redeeming qualities of this shitshow.

I’m Vriska!

[purlieuperegrinator]

Almost got an eight pack.

Ehehe.

I keep in very good personal shape, for my job and health and primarily for aesthetics. It does however give me an excuse for cheat days.

[itsy-8itsy]

I feel you!!! I used to 8e completely shredded when I was more active, and not… tiny. It helps sucker in the cute girls and make ‘em swoon, which is a gr8 8onus!

[purlieuperegrinator]

Are you swooning?

Is it working for me?

[itsy-8itsy]

Maaaaaaaay8e. I’m not so easy a mark for that kind of thing! I’m more of the no-strings-attached casual fun kinda gal, I don’t catch feelings or get flustered that easily.

[itsy-8itsy]

@purlieuperegrinator

Hey to you too!!!!

Don’t take the follow as anything major. Tum8lr just recommends cute girls to me sometimes! It’s a 8lessing and one of the few redeeming qualities of this shitshow.

I’m Vriska!

[purlieuperegrinator]

Almost got an eight pack.

Ehehe.

I keep in very good personal shape, for my job and health and primarily for aesthetics. It does however give me an excuse for cheat days.

[itsy-8itsy]

I feel you!!! I used to 8e completely shredded when I was more active, and not... tiny. It helps sucker in the cute girls and make ‘em swoon, which is a gr8 8onus!

[itsy-8itsy]

@purlieuperegrinator

Hey to you too!!!!

Don’t take the follow as anything major. Tum8lr just recommends cute girls to me sometimes! It’s a 8lessing and one of the few redeeming qualities of this shitshow.

I’m Vriska!

[purlieuperegrinator]

Fair! It does leave a lot of other things out that I like to do with cute girls.

Good save though, I’ll concede that’s a gr-8 point.

[itsy-8itsy]

Well, may8e it opens up new opportunities! That’s how I’m looking at it, 8ecause people were getting sick of me whining a8out it, 8asically.

It ruins it when you put a dash in there. Don’t do that.

[purlieuperegrinator]

Gotta look at the positives of it all! Happy to say I’ve been doing the same. Been learning all sorts of neat tricks to manipulate my personal space.

[itsy-8itsy]

Space power 8ullshit can 8e pretty fun depending on who does it. What’s your kind? Teleporting, or size 8ullshit, or what?

[purlieuperegrinator]

I can move my body through a fourth dimensional axis. It lets me do pseudo-teleporting, moving my body in different ways. I also come with general cool stuff. Very durable. Stretchy. Cool glowing body runes.

My abs, I worked on those myself. They’re there.

[itsy-8itsy]

Huh... yeah that sounds like Space shit. 8ut I guess it’s pro8a8ly different for you! So that’s cool.

You have a8s, huh? Nice...

[itsy-8itsy]

@purlieuperegrinator

Hey to you too!!!!

Don’t take the follow as anything major. Tum8lr just recommends cute girls to me sometimes! It’s a 8lessing and one of the few redeeming qualities of this shitshow.

I’m Vriska!

[purlieuperegrinator]

Fair! It does leave a lot of other things out that I like to do with cute girls.

Good save though, I’ll concede that’s a gr-8 point.

[itsy-8itsy]

Well, may8e it opens up new opportunities! That’s how I’m looking at it, 8ecause people were getting sick of me whining a8out it, 8asically.

It ruins it when you put a dash in there. Don’t do that.

[purlieuperegrinator]

Gotta look at the positives of it all! Happy to say I’ve been doing the same. Been learning all sorts of neat tricks to manipulate my personal space.

[itsy-8itsy]

Space power 8ullshit can 8e pretty fun depending on who does it. What’s your kind? Teleporting, or size 8ullshit, or what?

[itsy-8itsy]

@purlieuperegrinator

Hey to you too!!!!

Don’t take the follow as anything major. Tum8lr just recommends cute girls to me sometimes! It’s a 8lessing and one of the few redeeming qualities of this shitshow.

I’m Vriska!

[purlieuperegrinator]

Fair! It does leave a lot of other things out that I like to do with cute girls.

Good save though, I’ll concede that’s a gr-8 point.

[itsy-8itsy]

Well, may8e it opens up new opportunities! That’s how I’m looking at it, 8ecause people were getting sick of me whining a8out it, 8asically.

It ruins it when you put a dash in there. Don’t do that.

[itsy-8itsy]

@purlieuperegrinator

Hey to you too!!!!

Don’t take the follow as anything major. Tum8lr just recommends cute girls to me sometimes! It’s a 8lessing and one of the few redeeming qualities of this shitshow.

I’m Vriska!

[purlieuperegrinator]

Hey hey. It recommends me cute girls too, so I followed you because I’ve got no shame in saying it how I see it.

I want cute girls on my dash, so I followed you. And now I’m going to be on your dash and I’ll make sure you get your cute girl fix on the reg.

Vriska, huh? I’ve met an alternative or two of yours. Hey!

[itsy-8itsy]

There are a couple of us milling a8out these days, I think. They’re either the coolest girl you’ll ever meet, or a gigantic weenie, and that always infuri8es me.

So what’s your deal, cute girl?

[purlieuperegrinator]

You’re leaning towards cool girl.

Half-human, half ‘something higher dimensional’. Space manipulation stuff. Purple skin, glowy body runes, glowing eyes. Six pack and cool biceps. Bounty hunter.

[itsy-8itsy]

::::O

Whoa! I will hand it to you, cute girl, you are significantly cooler than a good 88% of the dwee8s on the we8site! That’s a really cool list of attri8utes, you’re like a real life Flarp character!

You already know the 8asics of the Vriska 8rand, 8ut I GUESS I should mention that my SPECIFIC deal is that I’m really small. Like, 8 inches tall…

[purlieuperegrinator]

Dang, all this flattery and it’s going to lead to me having to kiss you-

-okay, new information says that might be difficult.

Specifically eight inches. Vriska. Eight specifically.

[itsy-8itsy]

The irony is not lost on me, thank you very much!!!!!!!!

8esides, people can totally still kiss me. They’d just 8e kissing a lot MORE of me!

[itsy-8itsy]

@purlieuperegrinator

Hey to you too!!!!

Don’t take the follow as anything major. Tum8lr just recommends cute girls to me sometimes! It’s a 8lessing and one of the few redeeming qualities of this shitshow.

I’m Vriska!

[purlieuperegrinator]

Hey hey. It recommends me cute girls too, so I followed you because I’ve got no shame in saying it how I see it.

I want cute girls on my dash, so I followed you. And now I’m going to be on your dash and I’ll make sure you get your cute girl fix on the reg.

Vriska, huh? I’ve met an alternative or two of yours. Hey!

[itsy-8itsy]

There are a couple of us milling a8out these days, I think. They’re either the coolest girl you’ll ever meet, or a gigantic weenie, and that always infuri8es me.

So what’s your deal, cute girl?

[purlieuperegrinator]

You’re leaning towards cool girl.

Half-human, half ‘something higher dimensional’. Space manipulation stuff. Purple skin, glowy body runes, glowing eyes. Six pack and cool biceps. Bounty hunter.

[itsy-8itsy]

::::O

Whoa! I will hand it to you, cute girl, you are significantly cooler than a good 88% of the dwee8s on the we8site! That’s a really cool list of attri8utes, you’re like a real life Flarp character!

You already know the 8asics of the Vriska 8rand, 8ut I GUESS I should mention that my SPECIFIC deal is that I’m really small. Like, 8 inches tall...

[itsy-8itsy]

@purlieuperegrinator

Hey to you too!!!!

Don’t take the follow as anything major. Tum8lr just recommends cute girls to me sometimes! It’s a 8lessing and one of the few redeeming qualities of this shitshow.

I’m Vriska!

[purlieuperegrinator]

Hey hey. It recommends me cute girls too, so I followed you because I’ve got no shame in saying it how I see it.

I want cute girls on my dash, so I followed you. And now I’m going to be on your dash and I’ll make sure you get your cute girl fix on the reg.

Vriska, huh? I’ve met an alternative or two of yours. Hey!

[itsy-8itsy]

There are a couple of us milling a8out these days, I think. They’re either the coolest girl you’ll ever meet, or a gigantic weenie, and that always infuri8es me.

So what’s your deal, cute girl?

[itsy-8itsy]

@purlieuperegrinator

Hey to you too!!!!

Don’t take the follow as anything major. Tum8lr just recommends cute girls to me sometimes! It’s a 8lessing and one of the few redeeming qualities of this shitshow.

I’m Vriska!