Wow. Stolen valour for 8eing tiny!
I’m offended.
BE OFFENDED I LIKE BEING SMALL!!!
I AM, dipshit! Can’t you read????
ANYWAY. When are you going to come 8e small with me, anyways? It feels like FOR8VER since I hung out with a Vantas! You guys are so squirrelly. Or, cra88y, I guess.
APPARENTLY NOT IF WHATEVER DRIBBLE YOU PARSE CAN BE CONSIDERED WORDS
HMM. DEPENDS. HOW SMALL WE TALKING? AND WHAT WOULD WE BE DOING?
Wow! I extend a 8ranch of friendship, appropri8ly sized for our mutual size situ8ion, and you just shit all over it like a squawking thief8ird!!!!
Uh, I dunno! Pro8a8ly a8out my size, so, eight inches? We’d just 8e hanging out, I guess. I didn’t think it through this far!














