Rise and Shine Motherfucker

It's a brand new day

[ittsjohnny]

johnny are u gay?

*points at everything in my acc* is it not obvious

[monetdoesntgrowontrees-deactiva]

[igglooaustralia]

[thottielamottie]

this video is gay rights

[lilxanniee-deactivated20230222]

me walking to school

[freakazxid]

I AM CRYING OMFG

[jo-3y]

What is that

[solitairians]

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[solitairians]

happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[solitairians]

happy last Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[lord-momonga]

*September 1st on Tumblr*

[lord-momonga]

You can only reblog this once a year

[ollieplimsolls]

open rp

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

[taahko]

is pepsi ok

[ollieplimsolls]

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

[taahko]

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

[lastvalyrian]

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

[cosmic-aria]

This one?:

[goldturnedgray]

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

[katco-cereal]

[1-800-blurambles]

here u go 

[vermillion-tones]

choclay ornage is also pretty high up there

[pheygele]

this is one of my favorites for sure

[courtnashe]

Back when this site truly was lawless.

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

Ever since that Steven universe smut blog turned out to be a republican senator I knew I’d never leave this hell site. You just don’t get drama like that anywhere else

im sorry What

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

the way they just dropped this bomb and did not follow up. king

[abrasivecactus]

[topherchris]

[bunney]

its illegal to be cuter than me

[sneevee]

We’re all going to jail then

[bunney]

[ruinedchildhood]

[4estchild]

“I actually got the J&J” 🤣

[ruinedchildhood]

[omni-fella]

This is the content I get on tumblr for

[tehzii]

@fluent-in-lesbianism how could you leave this in the tags

[girff]

I can’t believe this is real

[the-gayest-dovah]

Lil Nas X braver than any US marine o7

[hypersexualsportswear]

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

the first rule of hiking is to stay on the trail unless you spot a smaller cooler looking trail

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

I’m lost

[phiix]

what do you mean u don't believe in the concept of virginity?

Nobody’s dick is important enough to change any part of my identity

[memewhore]