Omnivore maxxing rn
You could literally be drinking pepsi right now.
@officially-bbc-news is a loser
IM NOT A LOSER
Loserboy
THAT'S MISINFORMATION
What did you expect from a British news network? The unbiased truth? Ridiculous!
Well, I'm unbiased!
(Meanwhile a sign pops up over my head saying "liar".)
Hey, at least neither of you are the Sun
Indeed, and I am considered the best British news outlet.
Another example of typical journalism. I never stated that, now, did I? You twisted my words to imply that you were the best, but I specifically said "neither" including both @officially-bbc-news and ITV, implying that both were better than the Sun. Which is a very, very low bar.
Can I take that to mean you're quite critical of the Sun? Do you plan on saying this to their lawyers?
No comment.
By saying no comment, can I assume you're avoiding the question?
No comment.
Well that's not very newsworthy of you!
No comment.
Okay you can stop saying no comment now
Well, now I have no choice.
Or comment.
AAAAAAAAJKGHKFKFKFIBDJVFHCHJVH
Ah, the beauty of the British tradition of sarcastic ragebait.
This is why it's so hard to do news these days..
Yeah that's why I'm sooooo much better
Who cares about the news anyway it's always biased
I have entertainment
Fiction and non fiction
Movies and tv
Four in a bed and come dine with me
I'M NOT A BOYFAILURE-
I literally have doctor who, beat that!
Coronation Street!!!
The Traitors!!!!
Dr WHO AND THE DALEKS
EASTENDERS!! ...Whatever that is.
THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!!!!
AUGH GODDAMNIT
HA I WON ITV 1
BBC nil
I'll get you someday...
Yeesh atleast buy me dinner first
NOT LIKE THAT NOT LIKE THAT
Oh damn
Didn't know you were kinky like that
