It Really Wasn't.

"Whatever happens tomorrow, at least we've had today."

[hungwy]

I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority

[mysharona1987]

Total mood.

[animentality]

Elon Musk and Hank Green were having an argument over how Elon Musk is burying Twitter and then this guy cut in:

[boymage666]

top 10 screenshots taken right before a Twitter ban

[ruinedchildhood]

[thesungod]

i think we as a society need to start accepting that fictional love stories need to be a bit toxic for us to go insane over them… like, sometimes you kinda need the two parties to be obsessed with each other and fucked up and willing to bring each other back from the dead instead of moving on and go to therapy i’m sorry😔

[ireniggg]

I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window

[toastbutteregg]

in case you need to see this!!

[memewhore]

[chokedgospel-deactivated2024022]

I’m not much of a baker but i’d stay up late with you to make a creampie

[funnytwittertweets]

[fellshish]

Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

[escuerzoresucitado]

[kaijuno]

Not to slut shame but some of you could definitely be sluttier

[kaijuno]

I posted this on Facebook and a lot of like my parents middle aged friends commented saying shit like “I’m TRYING” so wholesome

[ekdsc]

Asa accidentally gave Denji trauma flashbacks ))):

[qazastra]

he lets me hit bc i say shit like ‘alas’

[qazastra]

[charlesoberonn]

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

[charlesoberonn]

I apologize.

[noroquian]

[demareth]

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

[charlesoberonn]

This one?

[schwazombie]

[ruffboi-mags]

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

[dzamie]

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

[nebulous-nebuli]

[sour-charity]

[blueelectivire]

Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post

[hannahwashington-deactivated202]

i hope the barbie movie is a cultural phenomenon. i hope it leaves the next christopher nolan film in the dust. i hope it changes modern cinema forever and all movies made after it is influenced by it in some way. i hope the most academic, in-depth essays are written about it. i hope it's studied in film classes. i hope it remains in the human psyche for generations