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idontwannabreakdown

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SCRIPTED ON VINYL!!!!!!!!!!!

#holy shit

bluwubewwy

Getting pinned to the wall by a beautiful girl named centrifugal force

markrosewater

When you picture the elephant wearing boots does it wear them on the front feet or the back feet?

Back if only two, but I often imagine them on all four.

necromancelena

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

megapope-deactivated20220531

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

basileater

>10 hours ago

>deactivated

agave

datasoong47

screampotato

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

glitched-out-mess

theramblingvoid

Hit "view post" and lost it

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deltagalacticdaydreamer

I'm gonna be so normal about next year guys

ghost-mantis

On this, the anniversary of the lunar landing, let us also celebrate the greatest post-mission achievement by a crewman.

I refer, of course, to the time Buzz Aldrin (age 72 at the time) cold-cocked a moon landing conspiracy theorist straight in his smug face after being accused of being a coward, liar, and thief.

Yes, someone was indeed dumb enough to tell a man so unafraid of death that he was willing to go into the void on a fragile explosive rocket, a coward.

Said dumbass was filming this confrontation as some sort of proof of moon fraud, but has instead captured this glorious moment of near-cosmic justice for us to loop for all time.

Aldrin was not charged with any crime. He should have been given another medal for public service.

zeeethergirl

Art i made for FNAF"s 10th aniversery

sheela-yomit

תו יוניקוד אהוב?

אני אשים את שני האהובים עלי בתגיות.

blueelectivire

אימוג'י בור 🕳

dark-light-knight

Illustration from The Rime of the Ancient Mariner for Andrew Lang’s The Blue Poetry Book by Lancelot Speed (1891)

evilwizard

pitch for my new tarot card “Me And The Bestieee”

למי מכם שבענייני אימו - לכו זריז לשמוע קלמר, הם עושים אימו בנזונה בשפת הקודש

הטענה היחידה שיש לי על האלבום הזה הוא שהוא קצר מדי

#קלמר #אימו #מוזיקה #ישראבלר #עברית #blue says stuffs #טאמבלר ישראלי #טאמבלר עברי #Spotify

dykerard

MEV Sylvia stockholm syndrome with both maternal and sexual implications is the greatest thing Gerard has ever done

dykerard

Woman who laughs at you when you're crying on the floor and fixes your outfit on your big day like she's proud of you. And she hits you to keep you in line. But she loves you and she's so kind to you. She could stab you and you would thank her.

#the truth #is you could slit my throat #and with my one last gasping breath i'd apologize #for bleeding on your shirt