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noise dept.
if i look back, i am lost
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Edward: My behavior was inexcusable, I'll apologize to the Volturi kings immediately.
Demetri: Edward, you're not the first vampire that tried to expose himself in the public square.
Demetri: But you certainly were the first who had the decency to keep his pants on. *side eyes Felix*
Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke
he nearly looked into the camera like he was in the office
fuckin legend charlie swan
I just love when people say “Remember when you used to LOVE Twilight” ..... “oh god...yeah” I say as if I don’t update my twilight blog daily
But on a Wednesday, in a cafe, I watched it begin again.
I have come to a horrifying realization..
Twilight AU where the Volturi get a documentary spin-off series following them around their daily lives, but it’s filmed in the style of What We Do In The Shadows
Just
Imagine
the pure fuckery
benjamin button on the set of the ‘lover’ music video, fearless room
Rosalie's "murder" would of been big news, right? Like alot of people knew who she was?
And ofc, her fiance and cronies all mysteriously dying straight after? In gruesome and strange ways? People wouldn't stop talking about that.
What I'm trying to say is that in the Twilight universe there is absolutely an episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved about the Disappearance of Rosalie Hale
Shane's asking Rosalie to rip his bones out
Meanwhile Emmett shows it to Rosalie and she replies "gladly"
alice, taking carlisle on a shopping spree: bitch when i’m done with you, they’re gonna be calling you carstyle
carlisle, terrified: who is they
’Cause when you’re fifteen, Somebody tells you they love you You’re gonna believe them
Moodboard: Wax Seals.
Twilight x The Good Place
Okay so the Volturi guard has to be aware that Aro is going to read their thoughts at some point, right? So whenever something stupid happens do they just do the mental equivalent of looking into the camera like they’re on the office?
Caius: Marcus?
Marcus: *sighs* Didyme used to call me Marcus.
Caius: Because it’s your fucking name.
So if the wolves would call killing a vampire cracking open a cold one with the boys then i am forced to believe that when the volturi get their tourist groups this exchange happens......
Felix: ahhh i love cracking open a warm one with the boys
Demetri: saturdays are for the boys after all
Heidi: it’s Wednesday you fucking idiots
The Volturi are just my brain cells
