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Super weird blog that posts art sometimes  //  Art and requests: OPEN (X) CLOSED ( )

[kylesquips]

That dril tweet thats like “I sucked my own dick and got poisoned” is really funny to me because thats a thing that actually happened to me lmao

[rotpuppy]

what happened kyle

[kylesquips]

I typed out a whole long thing but im scared that this information is too much for anyone to handle

[kylesquips]

I will tell all of you the story after I take a nap cause I gotta be somewhere soon and havent slept yet

[kylesquips]

Alright fuck it . So Id say basically anyone with a dick has tried to suck their own dick at least once in their life. Some time ago I found out that I was one of the few people on this planet that actually can. So one night a long time ago I was cranking my hog, and I was using this vaseline brand lotion and eventually I got bored of that and decided I wanted to up the ante and suck my own dick. So after wiping off some of the excess lotion on my hands, I put my dick in my mouth and realize that it tastes a little weird, probably from some of the lotion on my dick but I didnt really pay it any mind because it didnt taste bad really and I figured that since most of the lotion already got absorbed into my dick skin that I probably was gonna be fine. Oh how wrong I was. Not too long after I finish, I get very hot, my vision goes blurry and my heart rate shoots through the god damn roof. Everything in my body just felt very very wrong. So In the middle of the night, I told my mom I was sick (omitting the fact that it was from accidentally eating lotion that I had sucked off my own dick) and she for some reason focused on my heart rate being fucked up and very rapid. I ended up seeing a heart specialist who made me wear a heart monitor for a month so they could monitor any irregularities and all the while I just knew that it was from the fucking lotion I ate and I just could never ever tell anyone, not the fucking doctor and especially not my mom what really happened. That I got poisoned from sucking my own dick

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

that’s camphor poisoning kids, and that’s why u don’t use vaseline for lubricant :^y (same thing happens if it gets inside your non-mouth holes)

[gluten-free-pussy]

This was both wild and informative

[shitpostempire]

[1000125]

I cannot believe I JUST found out about this program today. It’s a $7 program that generates 3D models of colors and shadows based on your chosen lighting scenario. 

Gumroad: https://gumroad.com/l/ColorConstructor

Have you ever wanted a way to work out what shadow and lit colours you are supposed to use in your painting?

Colour Constructor is a study and workflow tool that is designed to help you design the colours and values for a painting or image you are making according to a light source and ambient term.

Paint with confidence, without needing to always rely on photographic reference.

He also has a Photoshop Plugin that is for non-beginners who already have a grasp of color theory called Prisma Palette that is currently in development.

[mysharona1987]

[featherdusters]

*sees smooth digital art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like that

*sees effortless watercolor art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like that

*sees sketchy, angular art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like that

*sees bubbly, stylized art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like that

*sees blocky, bright art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like that

*sees realistic, detailed art* what a kickass st

[somethinginthestatic]

i don’t really wanna DO the work today I don’t really wanna do the work toDAY i don’t really wanna do ! the work ! today ! i don’t wanna do the WORK today

[1000125]

controversial opinions but i think curly hair should have curls in it maybe.

[b-mar02]

Ahdhgshjffu I thought my bf and I were the only ones who shipped Pink Pearl and Pink Diamond,,,,, I Owe You My Life

no…………… i owe u mine…….,, uwu

[1999gorl]

[no-mi-torta]

[polarizeglow]

only americans know the true pain of hearing this

[ankle-beez]

Imagine kid you watching your favorite kids’ network. It goes to commercial. Every single time it cuts to commercial this whole thing plays in its entirety. You’ve seen it so much you know every word, every piece of music, all the words and the exact entonation in which they say it

That’s hell. Having the Shirley temple little darling dvd collection commercial permanently ingrained in your brain.

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

it has been many years since i have seen this commercial, and i can recite it word for word. op, what have you done

[larvalhex]

shots from within 90′s-era Hot Topic stores

[anxietyproblem]

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

A few weeks ago a 15-year-old called me “Grandma” for being able to remember when the first Twilight film came out, and I still haven’t mentally or emotionally processed this

[breakingisabella]

tag the age u were when twilight came out (2008) i was ten

[cursedcatimages]

[its-only-the-rain]

Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

[the-nwah-embassy]

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

everything about this video is perfect. the voice acting, the cookies, the milk, the cave, the chickens singing the imperial march for some reason, the way the sound of the fires starting lines up with the haunting song of the chickens, the way santa teleports right in front of the player at the last second. it’s all so surreal

[loycos]

please make white this bizarre uncle at parties

[sunshiyn]

steven: yellow pearl what’s my name

yellow pearl: your name is Pink Diamond but you asked me to call you

yellow pearl: VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA,

steven: [starts breakdancing]