truemansamejima
Little surprises him in the street market nowadays, especially after having spent so long a time presiding over court settlements between Narnian vendors. It was commonplace to see such out-of-the-way goods make it through his castle.
Yet, seeing a dragon dildo of all things is enough to catch him off guard. When the glistening royal purple item is left out wide in the open, Edmund has no other choice but to ask himself why. Such intimate affairs, and all related items of choice, are best left in private!
He picks up the good with a cautious hand and asks the nearest person who can hear him: "Shouldn't this be sold in a more confidential manner...?!"














