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Kelly: What are you doing for Christmas?

Daniel: Being Jewish. Remember, people? Not everyone worships Santa!

#kelly #daniel #fun fact #one of daniels most used words is #christmas #even though he's jewish #isn't that funny?#i think it's funny #incorrect quotes #source: buffy the vampire slayer #kq

Daniel: Did we have to use me as bait?

Kelly: I figured you were more Kiera's type She has a pretty crappy taste in guys.

#daniel #kiera #kelly #this is funny #because the last post #says that i have a crush on daniel #but like now i'm insulting him #idk #maybe it's not all that funny #incorrect quotes #source: supernatural #i love that show #kq

Kelly: Okay, guys, I gotta say something, I think my feelings for Daniel might be resurfacing.

Kiera: Oh, please, they were buried in a shallow grave.

#kelly #kiera #kellyandkiera #kieraandkelly #when I stole this post #daniel was already in it #and then we all had a nice laugh #and decided to leave it that way #sorry kiera #we can still be friends #incorrect quotes #source: how i met your mother #kq

Sonam: You almost set me on fire!

Abbey: But I didn't.

#sonam #abbey #kiera helped with this #but she thought sonam would be the arsonist #it's funnier this way though #believe me #incorrect quotes #source: don't know don't care #kq

Daniel: You're in trouble.

Kiera: Who has urine trouble?

#daniel #kiera #lol #urine trouble #we had a hard tie picking who was who #because they'd both say either #relationship goals #incorrect quotes #source: icarly #kq #akshat helped again #thanks akshat

Akshat: I take that as a compliment.

Kelly: I must have said it wrong.

#akshat #kelly #he suggested this #is he trying to tell me something #that i'm mean?#i mean yeah #but still #rude akshat #rude #incorrect quotes #source: downton abbey #kq #with help from akshat #thanks akshat #don't take it as a compliment

Sam: That’s us. Those five nuts right there.

Tyler: Which one is me?

Walker: The little deformed one.

Tyler: Oh, shut up.

#sam #tyler #walker #lol #sorry tyler #this has probably happened once #on one of their nature walks #if not i'll make sure it does #incorrect quotes #source: percy jackson #kq

Kelly: Stop talking.

Ann: You know I’m not good at that.

#kelly #ann #that's actually my name fun fact #kelly ann #not kelly anne conway #fuck off akshat #he's talking behind me again #he should stop talking #incorrect quotes #source: gossip girl #kq

Jordan: Well, I'm going to hell.

Akshat: That seems about right.

#jordan #akshat #this has been approved by both parties #they are looking at my computer right now #how do you like these hashtags Akshat #he says he's distracted #ok then #fuck off #incorrect quotes #source: idk man #kq #also akshat #but he isn't paying attention so screw him

Don’t underestimate us. Our team’s motto is 'maybe we’ll get lucky this time.'

Nolan

#nolan #also borderline zach #anyone on our intramural team tbh #we never win out of skill #we came in third in touch football #but that's because no one showed up to play us #but at least we won?#so like i said #lucky #incorrect quotes #source: bob's burgers #kq #with help from ann #thanks ann

Tyler: Polly. She was my parrot growing up. You never forget your first.

Nolan: Your first what?

Tyler: Pet.

Nolan: That is never what people mean by that.

Kelly: Hey Kiera, 2002 called. It wants its clothes back.

Kiera: Hey Kelly, 2090 called. You're dead and you wasted your time on earth.

#kelly #kiera #kellyandkiera #kieraandkelly #them again #yes them #sorry #but it just sounds like something kiera would say #although kelly isn't really in a position to mock other people's clothes #her fashion sense is #nonexistent #incorrect quotes #source: unbreakable kimmy schmidt #kq #with help from akshat

Ann: Are you okay?

Samyukta: Yeah, I'm fine.

Ann: What does "fine" mean?

Samuykta: It means I'm perfectly content, but also wouldn't mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all.

#ann #samyukta #samy #sriracha #fun fact #samyukta's dream for the world is #utter destruction #like the whole human race #extinct #she said that out loud in sci fi class #like wtf #incorrect quotes #source: meme #kq

Kiera: Alright. We’ll see if we can break in. But be subtle.

Kelly: Yeah, yeah. [proceeds to kick down the door dramatically]

Kiera [sighs]: That’s not subtle.

#kelly #kiera #kellyandkiera #kieraandkelly #we were trying to get into #room 854 #i think the kick would have worked #that or #we could manipulate tyler #that always works #incorrect quotes #source: leverage #kq

Kelly: The names Kelly Quinn. Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue. Men love it.

Kiera: They do?

Kelly: Th-they will!

#kelly #kiera #kellyandkiera #kieraandkelly #them again #yeah sorry #but it's too real #they will love it #i know it #i hope it?#yeah that one #incorrect quotes #source: rwby #kq

Devin: Would you consider us adorable?

Matt: No! We're adult men.

Matt: We're cute.

#devin #matt #they act like children though #does that make them adorable #nahhhhhh #sorrynotsorry #incorrect quotes #source: new girl #kq

Smash away, my very violent friend.

Jordan to Tyler

#jordan #tyler #common smashers #this one is funny #because he won't literally smash anything #instead they'll spend all night playing #super smash bros #brawl #incorrect quotes #source: liv and maddie #kq

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